002 // fai why did you put him up to this, this is EMBARRASSING

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Xiaolang Li shared a photo. 03/26 near Birch Hills

If anyone on Retrospec is friends/acquaintances with Sakura Kinomoto (pictured above), you're formally invited to her birthday party on Sunday, April 1st, 2pm at [Insert Fai Lachance's address right about here]. Any questions or details about the party should be directed to Fai, not myself. I've only been asked to handle the invitations on their behalf.

Comments

[blondferret]

I would but it's not like he's going to read this is he? He doesn't have the app so he can't benefit from my brilliance in pranking siblings. Sakura, I have six siblings. Pranks are my thing.

[keystaff]

Then you're as bad as he is.

[blondferret]

"Bad" is such a strong word. I prefer the word "Innovative."

[keystaff]

However you want to put it. Still the same thing. It's not like I go around pranking him all the time.

[blondferret]

Well, why don't you?

[keystaff]

Because it's mean? I know I sometimes eat his snacks or pudding but I'm not that bad!

[blondferret]

[Oh, so innocent Sakura...]

Eating his snacks is a good start. But that is beginner stuff. There is a fine art to pranking. The best pranks take planning and proper execution. And, with your lack of pranking experience, your brother wouldn't see it coming if you ever needed advice on what kind of pranks to pull.

[keystaff]

Eh? I hadn't really thought on asking something like that.

[blondferret]

That's because no one has awakened you most likely hidden talent for pranking.

[It's OK Sakura. Sensei Derek is here to teach you his ways.]

[keystaff]

A hidden talent? For something like this?

[Would that really be a good thing? She is unsure.]

[blondferret]

But of course! Everyone has hidden talents! And your outward demeanor is the perfect cover up. No one would suspect you!

[keystaff]

I don't want to cover up anything.

[blondferret]

[Dang it. She's too pure. Time to change tactics.]

Well, what about a surprise party? You might have the sneaky skills to pull of surprise parties!

[keystaff]

A surprise party? Maybe. That might be fun! And that wouldn't hurt anyone like some pranks.

[blondferret]

You should think about it. Just start throwing surprise parties for your friends. You could make them these intricately planned parties. Would your friends expect that of you?

[keystaff]

I don't know if they would. I haven't thrown one before myself. I mean, I've helped before with other parties, but they weren't a surprise and I wasn't the only one.

[blondferret]

All I"m saying is this: It's good to try new things.

[keystaff]

It can be. Sometimes.