what the fuuuuuck; text + image

[unreasons]

what the fuck

i woke up this morning and my eyes are PINK!

[ Astin has taken the best selfie they can manage with a close-up view of their eyes. The irises are now a very pretty shade of pink! ]

i'm freaking out a bit

Comments

[nachetanya]

That's a very forward suggestion! Can you really fairly judge the boob window of a family member?

[unreasons]

i was gonna ask if that's really okay

plus i'm flat (for justice) so it's not really fair

[nachetanya]

Didn't you just say that you could rock it (for justice)?

[unreasons]

well yeah but if it's a tit contest no way am i winning

[nachetanya]

Doesn't your sister's inherent bias towards you give you an edge to compensate?

[unreasons]

I dunno, she also has a thing for girls. you've met her right?

[nachetanya]

Not that much in person yet. Does my rack give me an advantage?

[unreasons]

it just might

[nachetanya]

Oh no, she's that thirsty that her little sibling is thrown under the bus like that?!

[sunnymerc]

you may be right!
i couldnt possibly let someone beat my little astin

guess theres no choice but to give you your own standalone ranking

[nachetanya]

Oh wow, Astin! That's a real guardian angel who is checking out your chest despite being your sister...?

People say I'm weird!

[sunnymerc]

oh. harsh!

but i wont be distracted
every bit of astin is as adorable as can be
being a big sister means i know what im talking about

[nachetanya]

You deflected that expertly! I don't know if I'm depressed or really alarmed or both!

I agree about Astin though ♥ !!

But if you're rating me on a different scale...

[sunnymerc]

im going to ignore your teasing and move to the rating!

i cant give you a proper rating without a thorough inspection
it wouldnt be fair to you otherwise

[nachetanya]

[ ... Haha well then. ]

You're not going to tell me you need to be hands on, are you?

[sunnymerc]

oh wow
well
depends on how badly you want a perfect score

[nachetanya]

I'm not that desperate, I think! If I'm already getting the booby prize I think I'd prefer to just show, not feel.

[sunnymerc]

heehee pretty sure any prize is going to be the booby prize here
doesnt matter anyhow
im p confident youll be getting a perfect score

[nachetanya]

So me and Astin tied in the first place?!