he's finally back on his bullshit

[frostythehitman]

okay 2 things
first: a poll
if you're inside of and controlling a giant human fleshy robot that doesn't have any clothes on
are you naked
or are you not naked
VOTE WISELY
this is important

second and MORE importantly
i'm back on making music
i took a hiatus for a while since last year but
i'm tired of sitting around doing nothing
and i was bouncing around ideas anyway even if i couldn't do much with them for a while
anyway
a lyrical assassination is back
third album is here for streaming
i'm also gonna be performing at the atrium
4/7 at 7pm
be there

((The music announcement also comes with two images attached: the album cover art and a promo image, neither of which I am embedding into this post because embedding two images is just overkill.))

Comments

[frostythehitman]

that's bull
people call swans elegant and graceful all the time and they're the least subtle animals on the planet
stomping around honking like the giant drama queens they are

[liberal_arts]

Only when people are present to disturb their natural grace.

[frostythehitman]

is a swan still graceful if there's no people around to see it

[liberal_arts]

Of course they are. Elegance does not require an observer.

[frostythehitman]

or does it

[liberal_arts]

What are you trying to do here, make some sort of Buddhist parable?

[frostythehitman]

no i'm making a point about subtlety not mattering if it doesn't apply when people are around

[liberal_arts]

Since when do you care so much about this topic, anyways?

[frostythehitman]

since i had to prove that eren's a nudist

[liberal_arts]

He is not a nudist. That form doesn't even have genitals.

[frostythehitman]

WHO CARES IF HE HAS GENITALS
what are we, the dick police?
nude means not wearing anything
the giant fleshbot is as nude as it gets

[liberal_arts]

That's like saying wearing a leotard is being a nudist.

[frostythehitman]

no, man
wearing a leotard is still wearing something
nude is not wearing ANYTHING
PERIOD
regardless if there's genitals or not

[liberal_arts]

Does the beast not wear its own skin?

[frostythehitman]

no
because you can't take off your own skin
you're only WEARING something if you can take it off
he can't take off his own skin or get any more naked than he already is
therefore: naked

[liberal_arts]

But the beast itself isn't Eren's skin. It's a giant suit that Eren exists within.

[frostythehitman]

yeah but it's not clothes that eren is wearing
he can't just take it off and throw it in the laundry hamper
that's like a whole living breathing thing itself
if you skinned someone and put on their naked flesh you'd be naked by proxy too
eren is a nudist by proxy!

[liberal_arts]

N

Nudist by proxy?! That doesn't even make sense!

[frostythehitman]

yeah like a guy piloting a giant other guy makes so much more sense to start with
we have to start coming up with new concepts for stuff now that half the people on the app have superpowers
keep up man

[liberal_arts]

Life is strange enough without you making it more awkward by insisting a giant, humanoid beast with no genitals is a nudist.

[frostythehitman]

how is telling the truth awkward

[liberal_arts]

This is officially the stupidest conversation I've ever had.

[frostythehitman]

if THIS is the dumbest conversation you've ever had
then you clearly haven't been on this app enough

[liberal_arts]

Usually I'm not subjecting myself to this level of Capital D Dumb, no.