Did You Know Cumore has a Birthday? Birthday Party Invite!

[blondferret]

Derek Matthews shared a photo. April 8, 2018 near Tisse

For those who don't know, my wonderful friend Alex, who many of you call Cumore, has a birthday this month. I'll be hosting a birthday party for him at [insert and address of a bar somewhere in Tisse] on April 19th @7pm. For anyone who is friends or co-workers with this cool guy come and celebrate him turning a year older! Cake will be provided, the acohol will not as I, unlike most of my friends, am not rich.

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[blondferret]

It seemed to work for another party I ended up going to so... figured it would work again.

[drydrown]

I do appreciate it, at any rate. Whether it does or not.

[blondferret]

Hopefully, or you and I will be eating a lot of cake. Which isn't a bad thing but... I don't intend on buying small cake.

[drydrown]

[dios mio]

Well, there will likely be at least one other person there, even if I have to physically drag him. So at least that's slightly less of a looming threat.

[blondferret]

So pretty much, come to your party hungry, just in case.

[drydrown]

Granted, we'll also be at a bar. I can't imagine many people will turn down cake.

[blondferret]

Or, if we have left over cake, we could take parts of the cake home, freeze it, and then make birthday cake milk shakes with it.

[drydrown]

...I'm not sure if that idea is more intriguing or disgusting to me right now, goodness.

[blondferret]

It's delicious. Accept that fact right now.

[drydrown]

It sounds almost unbearably sweet? ...I'm aware of the drinks I tend to like, before you go there, but those are different.

[blondferret]

How? One is neon colored and one has cake! Both are out there!

[drydrown]

One doesn't involve frightening amounts of carbs and dairy, for one?

[blondferret]

You're so skinny it wouldn't hurt you to put on some weight.

[drydrown]

...Evem if we assume that to be true, that doesn't mean I want to.

[blondferret]

Mate, one good strong wind and you will probably snap in half you are so thin.

[drydrown]

And...? I can assure you that I'm fine, it's not like you have anything to be concerned over.

[blondferret]

Fine, be a skinny twig for the rest of your life.

[drydrown]

I can think of worse things.