roseblooms: this could only be more tropey if i were a megane (HMMM ❁ the obligatory smartguy pose)
Kurama ([personal profile] roseblooms) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-04-28 03:33 pm

text ❁ alternatively, a youtube challenge in the making

Kit Fawkes shared a photo.
4/28 near Viea Village

I am being abducted, please find attached an image of my last known whereabouts.

Actually, no, it's rather that apparently that my current living situation has become simply untenable to some people I know, and therefore I am now the recipient of an intervention seeking to Do Something About It, whether I like it or not.

On the upside, I suppose a little extra room would mean more space to cultivate a proper garden, including some particularly interesting berry plants we found growing in Bosuma a few months back. Allegedly they render anyone who consumes them immune to toxins for several hours, but understandably I'm not entirely certain how to test that assertion.

One can't exactly ask for volunteers to "eat this questionable berry and then allow yourself to be stung by these ten thousand bees", for example.

...Though now that I say it, I suppose that does rather sound like exactly sort of thing that someone would advertise for on Craigslist, doesn't it?

ETA: Well, I've received at least one taker for the "eat the questionable berry and then drink poison" experiment, contingent on having a magical healer on immediate standby. Is there perhaps a magical doctor in the house?

[OOC: Berry plant link is solely for OOC reference!]
crudest: (♚ dooon't caaaaare)

[personal profile] crudest 2018-04-28 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
abduction is such a cold word
would a true abduction include lunch
which we'll do once you find someone that's up for your shitty experiment ig
doublesmall: (i get a little bit genghis khan)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2018-04-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah he does this to me too, welcome to the club.

you guys found anything promising yet?

you know you could just move into our complex, it's not bad

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thesettingsun: smile (I am what I wear and how I dress)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-04-28 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Much as I would like to volunteer to be stung by ten thousand bees, I'd introduce too many variables into the data, so I'll have to pass.

How bad is your home?
thesettingsun: smile (manners? charm?)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2018-04-28 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Important question, can you see the floor?

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quiet_storm: (Face the future unafraid)

[personal profile] quiet_storm 2018-04-28 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll need a squishy human to try that, right?
If you've got a magic healer on hand and a bottle of poison then sure.
Why not?
quiet_storm: (Goggles on)

[personal profile] quiet_storm 2018-04-28 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't sound bizarre at all.
I do want to see proof that the magic healer is up to the task first though.

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[personal profile] compendiem 2018-04-28 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You brought the berries back. Fun.
I can both impart poison and cure it. I'd like to watch.

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-04-28 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Healer/murderer depending on whether the berries work, yes, absolutely.

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servileness: (0.35 sec)

[personal profile] servileness 2018-04-28 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I do have to wonder if you didn't mean to put this entire post on Craigslist instead.

Should I send you eucalyptus in return? It seems you may need it.
servileness: (0.37 sec)

[personal profile] servileness 2018-04-28 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Thank you. I appreciate them. I'm not sure why you sent the dark pink roses, however.

I want to say I'm alarmed considering how suspect your offhand proposal was, but I've since learned people on Retrospec aren't the most level-headed. I hope you'll have them sign proper waivers.

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selfloving: (LXV.)

[personal profile] selfloving 2018-04-29 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm worried enough about your test subjects, but please don't trust anywhere that man whisks you off to.

They may be about to commit scientific euthanasia, but you're in the gravest danger of them all. Is there someone we should contact for you?
selfloving: (LXXII.)

[personal profile] selfloving 2018-04-29 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, we're just acquaintances. I've never really treated him fairly, so I suppose this is no time to start now. After all, he's offered me exactly the same amount of courtesy. So neither of us will ever try to be nice to one another.

Still, if he's insisting you find something new, you must have done something to make it seem like an "urgent problem." Scare quotes all intended.

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[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-04-30 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you should joke about abduction, that really scared me for a minute : /
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[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-04-30 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
its just a scary word!!! I got abducted once so i was like oh no not again

I'm glad you're ok!!

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spes_phthisica: by nique (The side that's always lost)

[personal profile] spes_phthisica 2018-05-01 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
you know usually the interventions I get from my friends are more like them wading into my apartment and screaming about HOW CAN ANYONE LIVE LIKE THIS and I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE FLOOR
and then they aggressively clean everything
kidnapping is kind of a refreshing twist to it