Kurama (
roseblooms) wrote in
retrospec2018-04-28 03:33 pm
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
Entry tags:
text ❁ alternatively, a youtube challenge in the making
Kit Fawkes shared a photo.
4/28 near Viea Village
I am being abducted, please find attached an image of my last known whereabouts.
Actually, no, it's rather that apparently that my current living situation has become simply untenable to some people I know, and therefore I am now the recipient of an intervention seeking to Do Something About It, whether I like it or not.
On the upside, I suppose a little extra room would mean more space to cultivate a proper garden, including some particularly interesting berry plants we found growing in Bosuma a few months back. Allegedly they render anyone who consumes them immune to toxins for several hours, but understandably I'm not entirely certain how to test that assertion.
One can't exactly ask for volunteers to "eat this questionable berry and then allow yourself to be stung by these ten thousand bees", for example.
...Though now that I say it, I suppose that does rather sound like exactly sort of thing that someone would advertise for on Craigslist, doesn't it?
ETA: Well, I've received at least one taker for the "eat the questionable berry and then drink poison" experiment, contingent on having a magical healer on immediate standby. Is there perhaps a magical doctor in the house?
[OOC: Berry plant link is solely for OOC reference!]
no subject
would a true abduction include lunch
which we'll do once you find someone that's up for your shitty experiment ig
no subject
You're literally right next to me.
I'm looking at you as I press send on this.
no subject
you guys found anything promising yet?
you know you could just move into our complex, it's not bad
no subject
How is the rent, in your complex?
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
How bad is your home?
no subject
As far as other people are concerned, it's completely unacceptable. So I suppose there's a spectrum of opinion.
no subject
no subject
...Just how bad of a disaster are you envisioning?
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
If you've got a magic healer on hand and a bottle of poison then sure.
Why not?
no subject
I'm sorry, are you actually volunteering to drink poison for the sake of my bizarre and poorly-explained cause?
I'm just checking.
no subject
I do want to see proof that the magic healer is up to the task first though.
no subject
You're really serious about this?
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
I can both impart poison and cure it. I'd like to watch.
no subject
Are you volunteering to be our standby healer?
no subject
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
Should I send you eucalyptus in return? It seems you may need it.
no subject
The astonishing part is that I've already found takers for both roles in the experiment, really.
no subject
I want to say I'm alarmed considering how suspect your offhand proposal was, but I've since learned people on Retrospec aren't the most level-headed. I hope you'll have them sign proper waivers.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
They may be about to commit scientific euthanasia, but you're in the gravest danger of them all. Is there someone we should contact for you?
no subject
I take it you're acquainted with him yourself.
no subject
Still, if he's insisting you find something new, you must have done something to make it seem like an "urgent problem." Scare quotes all intended.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
no subject
Though I do appreciate the concern for my well-being.
no subject
I'm glad you're ok!!
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
and then they aggressively clean everything
kidnapping is kind of a refreshing twist to it