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[convincing]

Charlotte Williams wrote:

Seriously? This is what they came up with for my birthday? This is going to be a huge pain in the butt! At least we can still see our clothes, I guess. Small blessings.

Anyway! I'm looking for a hottie that wants to paint me a restaurant and then take me to dinner. I expect only the best on my special day! And if you're wondering why I haven't made any plans already it's because I'm a busy lady okay? It's totally not because I can't find anyone to date! I'm really a catch!

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[liberal_arts]

-He's starting to see why she was on Jirou's list...-

Well I do know my way around a brush.

[convincing]

[ Look she's trying her best ok ]

Is that an offer?

[liberal_arts]

I suppose that depends on your thoughts on wisteria purple as a color.

[convincing]

Wisteria purple? I like it just fine!It would go nicely with pink and blue. Besides, wisterias are beautiful flowers!

[liberal_arts]

Then let's create something elegant and lovely, together, shall we?

[convincing]

Really? I mean yes! Let's do it!

[windowdressing]

Redžo Rugievit
It would be nice if they could screw over the people who were born in the later part of the month for a change.

[convincing]

Yeah! What's up with that? They get off so easily!

[windowdressing]

It's bullshit, honestly.

[ or... turkey shit, in the case of his last birthday. ]

If you don't get any bites on your restaurant-painting offer, I'm willing to buy you a drink. I'm sure someone has painted the way to a bar by now if nothing else.

[convincing]

No kidding! What did we do to deserve this?

[ she'd probably laugh at the turkey shit though. ]

Oh, alright! I'll consider your generous offer, Redžo.

[lesinset]

no
cooking is easier

[convincing]

Easier, really?
Are you offering to cook for me?

[lesinset]

a little hard to do
considering i need to find where my shop is first

[convincing]

Oooh, so you're looking for someone to find your shop, huh?

[lesinset]

trying to paint the shop into existence
is hard for one person alone
i make sweets so
could make something in thanks

[rebellions]

hate to break it to you princess but it's got nothing to do with your bday
and i wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that prince charming if i were you
just saying

[convincing]

Well they could hold out and ruin things on someone else's birthday, okay!
And why not? There's definitely gonna be a hot guy who wants to take me out!

[rebellions]

yeah it's not like they ruin pretty much every single month in the calendar or something
not with that attitude
and if you still manage to find one anyway then he's a complete tool and has it coming

[convincing]

LIKE I said, they could choose some other time to be inconvenient.

And wh-
now you're just being downright rude!

[rebellions]

they could also just not fuck shit up
that's just wishful thinking tho

i prefer the term "brutally honest"

hers is purple but I didn't want to make the font more confusing

[nachetanya]

It's true, she's not lying! She's a definite catch who people ought to take to dinner! She's even at one of those milestone birthdays!

[ . . . Sarcastic or helpful? You make the call. ]

o/

[convincing]

Wh-

What milestone! There are no milestones being hit here!

[ NOT helpful, Natalia! Just rude! ]

[nachetanya]

The first year after a big, major legal change!

[ Of course she means "rent a car at 25" and not "drinking age 21" ]

[convincing]

I have no idea what you're talking about! Hmph!

[ No one probably would believe she's 21, so they're gonna figure it out! ]

[nachetanya]

Well, then I could be mistaken, I suppose! ♥