can you see me

[playdolls]

They've all suddenly decided to notice I'm not human.

This stopped months ago, and it is extremely annoying.

The next child who pulls my tail is losing an eye.

Also let me know if you need help finding your pets. That was also extremely irritating. Are you planning to feed my cats for me Retrospec?

I didn't think so. I'm going to leave an entire litter box in your break room, I promise.

Comments

[lostapprentice]

as annoying as it must be for them to bother you about it, it's refreshing to have them notice what's going on for once.

[playdolls]

No, they're boring nobodies.

[lostapprentice]

you're one of those people who calls them "sleepers," aren't you.

[playdolls]

Oh is that the euphemism people are using... To be fair, a lot of the Retrospec users are boring nobodies too.

[lostapprentice]

i suppose that's true.

[He still wonders privately about the point of bringing the souls of mundane musicians from the brink of destruction. He's definitely not a bit jealous about not getting traumatic murder memories.]

either way i still prefer the people around me to recognize that everything has disappeared, instead of acting like this is how things have always been. it's aggravating enough dealing with the smaller changes with none of them noticing.

[maskreant]

you have a tail?

[ Oh No. ]

[playdolls]

Yes. Why? Are you a cat creeper?

[maskreant]

have you met some already?

[playdolls]

A couple. They call me cute. It makes me want to rip their heads off and eat their brains.

[matchbreaker]

Maybe don't maim children?

I've not found two of my cats.

[playdolls]

I will maim whoever I want.

I will also help you find your cats.

[matchbreaker]

No, they must just be around the manor or the hill somewhere. They're all indoor anyway.

Don't maim people.

[playdolls]

But can you find the door?

I haven't maimed anyone yet, so this point is moot.

[sanephiroth]

A litter box is hardly enough for the inconvenience.

[playdolls]

It's not the first time I've threatened them with cat poop.

[sanephiroth]

Has it ever helped?

[playdolls]

Clearly not, they have the ability to apparently construct and deconstruct large portions of our physical reality. What am I supposed to compete with that?

[erythristic]

i could always amputate that tail, if it's such a bother.

[playdolls]

Why my tail and not this kid's fingers? Sounds suspiciously biased.

[erythristic]

a child is a child. you're an adult. i expect you to be a touch more classy.

[playdolls]

Absolutely not.

[ Classy is.... not a word Pitou would use to describe themselves with... ]

[floret]

Jamie Doh Hi Pitou! I'm purple too.
I made sure Kitty and all her stuff were the first things I painted, but... it really was annoying, right? And it was kind of gross to have just the one brush to paint both cat litter and, like, food and everything.

[playdolls]

If they can provide magic paintbrushes, I don't see why they don't just fix what they broke.

[floret]

Maybe it's an issue of, like, processing power?
Like that thing of where people donate some of their CPU time to help analyze data or whatever. But with magic paintbrushes.

[playdolls]

Doesn't that just make us hamsters running in their wheel.