can you see me

[playdolls]

They've all suddenly decided to notice I'm not human.

This stopped months ago, and it is extremely annoying.

The next child who pulls my tail is losing an eye.

Also let me know if you need help finding your pets. That was also extremely irritating. Are you planning to feed my cats for me Retrospec?

I didn't think so. I'm going to leave an entire litter box in your break room, I promise.

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[playdolls]

Nothing, really. Besides some human civility I've been indoctrinated with.

[maskreant]

don't let your dreams be dreams.

anyway, i've been having trouble finding my friend's calico cat.

[ ... Would it even be considered calico at this point? ]

[playdolls]

Are you encouraging me to eat people?

Anyway, where did your friend last leave their cat.

[maskreant]

no, i just won't stop you.

she was in the house, but i think she escaped somehow. with the city being what it is, it's been easy for local escape artists like her.

[playdolls]

Do you want me to try to find her?

[maskreant]

yeah. if you can keep an eye out for her, i would appreciate it.

let me send you a pic.

[ Zoom goes a picture of the calico. Good thing she has a collar. ]

[playdolls]

Alright, although she's hardly the only calico running around town.

[maskreant]

she'll have a collar and her name is Katkat.

but i wouldn't mind if you brought all the calicos to me.

[playdolls]

I could bring you all the calicos, but we'd have to put them back again later.