Backdated to 6/3

[ingodswelove]

HAS ANYONE SEEN ASHURA'S BODYGUARDS ANYWHERE?!?! OMG ASHURA CAN'T FIND THEM! OR ASHURA'S SERVANTS! THIS IS BAD!!!!

E M E R G E N C Y!!!

Ashura NEEDS bodyguards! Ashura can't NOT have bodyguards! Ashura's mother hired them especially! WHAT is Ashura GOING TO DO!? ASHURA CAN'T EVEN GO SHOPPING LIKE THIS!!!

Ashura is offering a reward for the find and return of Ashura's bodyguards! $1000 per bodyguard!

Also, super important!!!

Until Ashura's bodyguards are retrieved, Ashura needs bodyguards! Ashura is hiring for temporary positions! Apply at [address here] or [phone number]! A S A P!!! PLEASE!!!

..........

And please don't attack Ashura. ;-; That would make Ashura very sad...

((OOC: I've made a terrible faux pas, I am so sorry. Ashura got a regain last month for third-person person. Please pretend he's been speaking in third person this whole time. If this would alter any threads, please let me know, and I'll be happy to backtrack. Thank you for your understanding.))

Comments

[promisedyou]

Have you never been without bodyguards before...
Or dealt with Retrospec's shenanigans? Because this might be a 'Retrospec screws things up' thing.

[As someone from an upper class family this is just. It's sad.]

[ingodswelove]

Not since I was a teenager, no. My mother won't let me go anywhere without them.

Also, if this is Retrospec, then could they please put them back right now? I really need them...

[promisedyou]

Sounds like your mother is very overprotective.

But if it is, I'd doubt it'll be that easy. Things haven't been fixed with the buildings, either.

[memoryshifter]

You need a bodyguard? I can do it.

_{[Short, sweet, and to the point.}

[ingodswelove]

Yay! You're hired! I'll need you to start ASAP! Please wear a suit, and come to my address as soon as you can!

[rhapsodist]

[sigh. why are rich people like this?]

If you're that worried then why are you broadcasting that you are without bodyguards?

[ingodswelove]

Because I need replacements right away.

[me_matey]

rich ppl be wild yo

did you just legit give out ur address while freakin out over a lack of muscle round u?

[ingodswelove]

Yes, because I need them! How else are they supposed to know who to apply to?

[vitis]

[ ... well, john's always digging around for money-- ]

i'd have to take weird hours
but sure, i could give it a go?

[ingodswelove]

Yay! You're hired! Please show up in a suit. What hours were you thinking of having?

[quiet_storm]

Ashura.

Do you need me to come over?

[ingodswelove]

Cloud-bhai! Yes!

We can dress up until Ashura's bodyguards come back.

[floret]

Jamie Doh
Um
Did you take Ashura's phone?
I'm confused

[ingodswelove]

Ashura is Ashura. This is Ashura's phone. Nobody could take Ashura's phone anyway.

...At least not until now. Ashura will protect Ashura's phone, because Ashura needs Ashura's phone.

Want to be one of Ashura's bodyguards?

[rebellions]

two questions
how old are you
how much are you paying

[Because he sure as hell isn't babysitting a kid, and as much as this post makes him roll his eyes into another dimension, he could really use some quick cash. Maybe he could just get paid for sitting around and watching TV while this guy is having a party? That's what rich people do, right?]

[ingodswelove]

Ashura is 30.

Ashura will also pay $100 an hour.

[godcards]

Lol.

[ingodswelove]

[Malik, you're such a troll.]

?

Chota-bhai! How are you enjoying the hotel?

[dornen_kiste]

Ashura, it'll be okay! Really, it's okay!

If you're scared, you can come stay with me or I can come stay with you, or you could call Zephy and see if he can come over?

[ingodswelove]

Yogi-bhai! Ashura's bodyguards aren't here!

.....

Ashura also can't cook. Can you?

[yakan]

[ So he's got servants, on top of bodyguards. ]

we cant really do anything about the bodyguards and servants being invisible right now but theyll probably pop back up eventually dont worry

in the meantime
do you want to learn how to go shopping and cook and stuff??

[ingodswelove]

Ashura hopes so! Ashura misses them alot.

Ooh! Ashura knows how to shop! Ashura goes shopping all the time! ^-^ But Ashura would be fine with learning cooking. You will teach Ashura?

[toobigtohandle]

My bodyguards have disappeared too.

[But he doesn't seem to be panicking about it...]

[ingodswelove]

Oh, no! Are you okay? Ashura doesn't know where his bodyguards went. Maybe our bodyguards are together? Ashura hopes they will find us soon.

Ashura kind of lost his bodyguards before. Ashura woke up in a cave, bodyguards were worried sick, but Zephy found Ashura! Zephy is the best boyfriend! Maybe they were taken hostage in a cave, too?

....Ashura doesn't know how to save bodyguards. Ashura is the one protected. Ashura doesn't know what to do...