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Phil Coulson ([personal profile] avengeme) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-06-08 09:57 pm

6/8 A petition + open invitation (June catch-all)

Phillip J. Coulson
6/8 near Veia Village
Leave a signature and maybe you too will be spared.

I'm sure many of you are well aware of the dangers alien life can pose to human civilization. [Links to various alien movies on Netflicks] While Earth still has resources to spare, let's welcome any past, present, and future alien lifeforms peacefully!

Granted. Change.org won't be the first place they look but I'll have this printed out to be presented to their leaders should the time come. Sign in support of peaceful resolutions. And if that doesn't work out, maybe they'll look at this list and just kinda keep us as slaves instead?

Wait, that's not a good way to get people to sign up.

Let's try that again. Sign and show that there are enough of us here on Earth who mean well and are not out to destroy the environment or our fellow humans!

This is not Phil Coulson who works at Recolle High School. It's totally someone else.

Also, while I'm here. Lucky (my dog) and I got our home back so we're opening up guest rooms and living room space to anyone who doesn't want to be alone while we get everything sorted out. We can do some of the fun and easy tasks in the meantime. I have a Crossbox and lots of board games. It'll be fun. [Insert home address here]

Again this is not Phil Coulson the history teacher.

;)



((OOC: I figure this post can double for network and action. Coulson will be excited to try almost any of the tasks so feel free to come hang out over the month. I can be reached by PM or over at [plurk.com profile] coulsonlives. Hit me with anything really. :3))
quiet_storm: (Would you like a little sarcasm?)

[personal profile] quiet_storm 2018-06-14 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[So he DID come to the right place. Cloud rests the groceries, which are mostly gaming snack type food, on the nearest surface and reaches into his pocket.]

I don't know if people from Earth can use it, but apparently I can.

[He withdraws a sinister looking black orb that glows faintly with magic.]
quiet_storm: (Must...  not...  smile...)

[personal profile] quiet_storm 2018-06-20 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thank you, Phil. You have somehow made Cloud feel a lot better about the whole thing. He smiles and holds it out with both hands.]

You can have it.

It's like a mini spellbook inside a crystal ball. This one can be used to destroy a planet, but you need to have godlike amounts of magic energy to do it.