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Phil Coulson ([personal profile] avengeme) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-06-08 09:57 pm

6/8 A petition + open invitation (June catch-all)

Phillip J. Coulson
6/8 near Veia Village
Leave a signature and maybe you too will be spared.

I'm sure many of you are well aware of the dangers alien life can pose to human civilization. [Links to various alien movies on Netflicks] While Earth still has resources to spare, let's welcome any past, present, and future alien lifeforms peacefully!

Granted. Change.org won't be the first place they look but I'll have this printed out to be presented to their leaders should the time come. Sign in support of peaceful resolutions. And if that doesn't work out, maybe they'll look at this list and just kinda keep us as slaves instead?

Wait, that's not a good way to get people to sign up.

Let's try that again. Sign and show that there are enough of us here on Earth who mean well and are not out to destroy the environment or our fellow humans!

This is not Phil Coulson who works at Recolle High School. It's totally someone else.

Also, while I'm here. Lucky (my dog) and I got our home back so we're opening up guest rooms and living room space to anyone who doesn't want to be alone while we get everything sorted out. We can do some of the fun and easy tasks in the meantime. I have a Crossbox and lots of board games. It'll be fun. [Insert home address here]

Again this is not Phil Coulson the history teacher.

;)



((OOC: I figure this post can double for network and action. Coulson will be excited to try almost any of the tasks so feel free to come hang out over the month. I can be reached by PM or over at [plurk.com profile] coulsonlives. Hit me with anything really. :3))
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[personal profile] devilsadvocato 2018-06-10 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't you heard the news Phil? WE'RE ALL ALIENS. Technically.
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[personal profile] devilsadvocato 2018-06-14 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
True. Extending a friendly hand one alien to another?
BTW the principal won't see anything on this app unless they get added to the network so don't need to be so heavy handed with the disclaimers. I don't think they could fault you for wondering what we would do if aliens came along if they WERE added. I mean alien existence confirmation is like Retrospec initiation 101. It's reasonable to talk about them with other users.
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[personal profile] devilsadvocato 2018-06-21 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
You can try. A few people are officially different species. Some of us were human though. I know I was. I was from an alternate version of New York City in the last life too. Seeing as that was a different Earth and technically a different planet I still count as an alien right?