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[mercurio]

real quick: i might need a garden
a super big garden

this guy's grown so much!
he insists on curling up on bed too
it is bringing chaos to my sleep*

isn't he beautiful?? he loves being in front of the camera too

heh
i'm so proud

*not actually a complaint

come look at how beautiful and bouncy my boy is

Comments

[mercurio]

when he can no longer fit there's one solution
bunk beds

[redarm]

a bunk bed.
for a chocobo.

[mercurio]

DUDE it's perfect
think about it
he sleeps in the bottom bunk i sleep on the top
when it's morning he can hop off and i can land on him
free chocobo ride to the kitchen

[redarm]

your place isnt even that BIG.
itd be two chocobo steps and hes there

also are you just gonna keep him there as a roommate even when hes full grown??

[mercurio]

did i forget to mention we are now inseparable?
anyway nah
i gotta get him a bigger place

but i'm so attached now

struggling

[redarm]

oh no

empty nest syndrome is gonna be a bitch for you.

[mercurio]

don't you have some faith in me??

[redarm]

no because i know you
youre very sentimental.

[mercurio]

i'm gonna prove you wrong

[he already has a physical photo album]

[redarm]

oh yeah?
name one animal movie where you didnt get teared up.

[mercurio]

does..narnia count?

[redarm]

no
thats a fantasy movie with a jesus lion
not an animal movie.

[mercurio]

i kinda still cried but it's NOT AN ANIMAL MOVIE so it doesn't count
uhhhhhhh

listen just because i cry easily doesn't mean i'll cry irl!!

[what does that mean]

[redarm]

uh huh
sure

try watching this
and not crying.

[mercurio]

DID /YOU/ CRY

[redarm]

my answer doesnt matter!!
i dont have a chocobo son!

[mercurio]

whether you cried or not says a lot about your character!!
also he's not my son he's my BOY

[redarm]

same diff!!

[mercurio]

oh
lol

so you did cry too

[redarm]

tch
i sniffled a little.

[He cried]

[mercurio]

the love between pet and owner...it's beautiful
hot cheeto is never leaving me

[redarm]

you named him hot cheeto???

[mercurio]

hot flaming cheeto

[redarm]

why.

[mercurio]

it's a good name!