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[mercurio]

real quick: i might need a garden
a super big garden

this guy's grown so much!
he insists on curling up on bed too
it is bringing chaos to my sleep*

isn't he beautiful?? he loves being in front of the camera too

heh
i'm so proud

*not actually a complaint

come look at how beautiful and bouncy my boy is

Comments

[redarm]

holy shit he HAS grown
how much longer will he even fit in your bed??

[mercurio]

when he can no longer fit there's one solution
bunk beds

[quiet_storm]

He's going to have trouble squeezing through your bedroom door soon.

And the front door.

[mercurio]

he's not fat! it's just fluff! all fluff!

[openhanded]

Oh. My. Gosh. I've never seen anything cuter in my life!! σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Does he have an instagram?!

[mercurio]

i just post pix of him on my own instagram
never thought of giving him his own..!?
"the chronicles of a chocobo"

[angealwings]

He does look great, and your pictures do him justice. Don't know if I can help with the garden part, however.

[mercurio]

hmmm.. i'll have to get creative at this rate

[complementing]

awwww what a cutie, I wanna fluff his feathers!!!

maybe you could buy a trailer for him to sleep in? Like the ones they use to transport horses across long distances, except you could just keep it at your apartment's parking lot

[mercurio]

he loves getting his feathers brushed weird as it sounds!
knocks him out cold in blissful sleep hehe

i can't confine him in that kinda space!!
he needs a big park to satisfy his adventurous soul!

[floret]

Jamie Doh
Wow, he's so cute!! Look at those eyes!! What's his name?

[mercurio]

hot flaming cheeto
cheeto for short

chirpchirp when he's being cute

[devoid]

oh wow he's really cute
how did the two of you meet?

[mercurio]

he is!
i was working at the chocobo ranch and there were a bunch of eggs right
so like his mama got sick before she could roost and i made sure he wouldn't be left out
hot lamps and all that
then he was born, and boom!
we're now family

[maskreant]

i didn't know you were raising one.

[mercurio]

an unexpected turn of parenthood in my life ngl
you wanna meet him some time??

[geckoman]

A super big garden is for damn sure. He's gonna need room to move.

[mercurio]

a golf course just for him!
i mean i still take him out and into the ranch but he always comes back home with me

[daemonized]

Getting bigger and bigger. He looks happy.

[mercurio]

he's in good tip top shape!!
i'm still totally capable of looking after cheeto

[thebeastwithout]

oh my goddddd

i want one

how did you get one

ebay?????

[mercurio]

i told you i'm working at the chocobo ranch
he was born and imprinted on me heh

[dornen_kiste]

OMG HE'S SO CUTE-!!!

[mercurio]

isn't he! he's still growing so he'll be even more handsome soon

[vendettastool]

I could always rent out space at a local ranch for him to run in for you. I mean, that's what a lot of people do for their 'Bos.

[mercurio]

dude you don't hafta do that! (also lol 'bos nice one)
as in i'll be in charge of the financials!! it's only fair

[vitis]

wow
figures you'd make a good chocobo dad

[mercurio]

high praise
you wanna meet him sometime ?

[me_matey]

i see a family resemblance tbh

[mercurio]

got the charming good looks doesn't he