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[mercurio]

real quick: i might need a garden
a super big garden

this guy's grown so much!
he insists on curling up on bed too
it is bringing chaos to my sleep*

isn't he beautiful?? he loves being in front of the camera too

heh
i'm so proud

*not actually a complaint

come look at how beautiful and bouncy my boy is

Comments

[geckoman]

Surprised you have room for that honestly. He's huge.

[mercurio]

he's still about my height! he fits just fine
..
for now

[geckoman]

About your height is pretty damn big for a pet, kid.

[mercurio]

I'M PRETTY SHORT have you seen noah?!!! he's a giant nowadays!!

[redarm]

5'9"'s average prompto

[YOU SHORT]

[mercurio]

i was cursed with shitty genes

[redarm]

yeah cheeto definitely got the good looks in the family.

[mercurio]

at least my son has been redeemed

[redarm]

yeah no kidding

also i probably got another year or so of growing still.

[mercurio]

hey listen
could you not

[redarm]

nope.

[mercurio]

i appreciate your honesty

[redarm]

anytime.
i look forward to towering over you.

[geckoman]

I live with Noah.

[mercurio]

I'M AWARE
he's a giant!!

[geckoman]

No he's not.

[mercurio]

he got taller than me :(

[geckoman]

You're just short.

[mercurio]

not THAT short!!

[geckoman]

How tall are you, kid?

[mercurio]

5'7"ish..

[geckoman]

Kid. Two inches taller than you is not a giant. I'm almost half a foot taller than you.

[mercurio]

you don't understand
it's different
you're older than me
noah's way younger
will he ever stop growing?!

[geckoman]

You could always try growing again. Might work about as well as getting him to stop.

[mercurio]

growing again?! i can do that!???

[............it takes him a moment]

nvm