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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[maskreant]

at this point, i think anything can help seeing as the booth is what it is.

maybe i'll put a unicorn headpiece on Morrigan, too.

[maskreant]

two before we posted, but our booth wasn't entirely set up at that time. it's a little difficult to get people's attention when they're trying to do their own tasks, too.

but that's fine. it never said we had to make a successful kickstarter.

[twostringsonebow]

It's quite handy to know when you've holding the same pose for long periods of time, Yusuke, both Secchan and Akira can attest to it.

I can teach you if you're interested? It isn't hard, after all.

[Sena also gives him massages... No romo but he loves him.]

[twostringsonebow]

[What an interesting fellow.]

In this day and age, Gamzee, one can be whatever one pleases.
If they'd like to be an elf, a tree, or both at once, then they are free to be.
It's a form of expression in its own way.
Being an elf tree would be a single identity, so it's plenty possible.

[twostringsonebow]

Oh.
Those are actually quite good!
Do you do piercings as well? Or are you just a tattoo artist?

[fabrefactions]

You always fall asleep before I do.

[ Ha. ]

Don't worry "so much" is not the same as a "don't worry", so I will keep my guard up anyway.

[fabrefactions]

Gagekiren Kurose has a certain flair to it.

[fiddlestick]

Would Morrigan even allow that...?

[POOR MORRIGAN.]

[maskreant]

stay prepared then, Yusuke.

may you only have sweet dreams.

[fabrefactions]

I usually just do some general stretching if I feel my body aching. That is not enough...?

[ Massages of love... ]

Is it difficult to learn?

[fabrefactions]

I will drop Morrigan on your face when you least expect it.

[1620]

☝️ that noise right there

[1620]

bless you jd
you’re gonna be happy with the pic but hey why not grab a pie too
you earned it

[1620]

yeah mano we were jammin and all of a sudden you were like
some motherfuckin angel from up high and i was like shit i need to get my soul autographed, yknow in the form of blessings
but then you started running and i was like oh shit wait up!!
and then something got all up in my face like yo time to get your nap on
then i woke up and remembered sleeping in a fridge once cuz a voice in my head was all tellin me to

[1620]

okay, sit the fuck back and chill out next to me while i type this noise at you man, we’re gonna get a lil biblical
clowns are a big motherfuckin deal back where my latino roots be sprouting from
my abuelito was in the circus when he was a chico cuz that’s how he’d get some chow everyday.he wanted to do the elephant stuff but all they’d let him do was be the clown
but then he was like
por que no los dos
so he worked his ass of til he was the best motherfuckin clown américa ever done feasted their eyes on and got an act with the elephants
and it’s just so motherfuckin beautiful you know
how he took pride in makin all these strangers smile cuz happiness is the greatest miracle a guy could have and he just wanted to spread that shit
then he died a while back so i’m just keeping this love alive

[1620]

even pennies count dude :o)b i’ll take em in person

[1620]

i wanted to do like his whole body but gatito said it’d be hard to deliver so it’s just his head
and john told me to never say crustplay again so i’m gonna respect what the dude thinks is important for a new friend
but basically to gotta play around with the crust a lot
work details out in baking layers
and a little extra trick

[twostringsonebow]

Of course not. They're fine, perfectly acceptable, but a good massage can heal soreness completely.

And no, it's not. It's just a little... hands on, as a warning. Massages are best learned in that way.

[maskreant]

cruel.

[youraffection]

yeah
just
no pics or anything
srsly

[maskreant]

it just came to mind since i had this really hood vegan burger a couple of months ago, but can't get it now.

i'm just looking for something flavorful. nothing too overpowering like dumping every spice in.

[nachetanya]

How fo you feel about grape leaves?

[maskreant]

that's actually a touching story, Gamzee.

[ why couldn't your fucking dave testimony be like this ]

i'm sure your grandfather is happy to hear that you share the same love that he does. are you planning to actually become a clown, too? or just more of a hobby.

[odasaku]

That was a joke?

But okay. You don't have to send me anything. It's just nice to help a charity. Even if your friend isn't an otherkin. Or a unicorn.

[maskreant]

probably not.

but you never know. maybe he's feeling generous today.