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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-06-19 11:52 am

2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go


Back this project

About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

  • Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
  • $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
  • $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
  • $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
  • $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

frostythehitman: also, teen (i can't escape myself)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-06-25 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
touche
so you've already hit the goal then huh
frostythehitman: (somebody help me tame this animal)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-06-27 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
you mean you're actually planning on fulfilling them?
frostythehitman: (without a sense of confidence)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-06-28 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
they're not
they're funding the return of the layers back to normal

but okay i have to know what this dave calendar is gonna be
drawings of dave?
pinup photos of dave?
1620: (pic#12264980)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-06-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
well if that’s what you want...... i’m totally down like a rodeo clown
frostythehitman: (& WE BELIEVE IT'S NOT THE REAL ME)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-06-29 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
oh please
i'd LOVE a pinup calendar of dave
but it has to be real photos of him
not just models with dave's face photoshopped on top
1620: (pic#12264918)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-06-30 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i can do realism yeah
you’re on board man, it’s coming for you
frostythehitman: (without a sense of confidence)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-07-01 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
hey now
share the love why don't you
make sure everyone gets a copy of this calendar
especially dave
frostythehitman: (there's something inside me)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-07-02 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
knowing dave?
probably
frostythehitman: (without a sense of confidence)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-07-04 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
if it doesn't look like that statue of david with his head plastered on i'm gonna start a riot
1620: (pic#12265051)

[personal profile] 1620 2018-07-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
man you keep giving me the sacramental ideas i’m gonna have to bounce just to get em done

dave calendars for every single motherfucker in town
frostythehitman: (tHESE WOUNDS; THEY WILL NOT HEAL)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2018-07-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
good
put them in the mailbox of every last person in the city