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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[stressweets]

[ WORRIES FOREVER— ]

As long as you two are happy and okay, then okay.

[1620]

pie’s all on me brother

[sketchythief]

theres nothing to be sorry for! i still dont think i fully get it but if people suddenly start acting like horses, i wonder if that warrants for an exorcist....

[stressweets]

Sena-senpai is your senpai in modeling, right?
Can you imagine having to tell him about all of this?
It's too much.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, it is a shame. And I'm not sure about piercings, but I'm worried it just might make the opening heal up with the earring in it, so I don't wanna try.

You presume right! Orange please! Just bring it to the living room.

[twostringsonebow]

If he reads this thread then he won't have to ask me anything.
And I would gladly tell him if he asked, because misery enjoys company.
Though I don't think he's the type to delve further than ankle deep anyway.

[i'm SORRY goro is just like this.]

[fabrefactions]

You seem to be deeply emerged in it though, Goro. Do you need rescuing...?

[twostringsonebow]

[oh god um]

Well, then, I'll look forward to tasting it... Gamzee, was it?

[As if it's not all over this post.]

What flavor, may I ask? Apple?

[1620]

churros
me and gatito are like cheese and guayaba

[fabrefactions]

[ I MEAN. HE CAN'T. ARGUE? ]

Was there a purpose... or a goal... or is this just to get Dave apple juice?

[twostringsonebow]

And what sort of rescuing do you have in mind, exactly..?

[stressweets]

No, I think a therapist would be more help.

[fabrefactions]

Impressive would be a word for it. But we do find ways to express ourselves and understand ourselves through every medium we are comfortable with.

So yes, perhaps it is so.

[1620]

so like
is there clownkin

[twostringsonebow]

There is.
Anything you can think of, there is kin for.

[fabrefactions]

[ The kind where they wipe your browser history so hard the internet breaks. ]

... Perhaps a day away from this corner of the internet?

[stressweets]

No, then he'll just think you're a total weirdo.
Don't you have any pride?

[1620]

god bless your day dude ;o) and thanks for saving dave
we gonna hustle so bad charities gonna get their bellies full for weeks

[fabrefactions]

That is fair. I can imagine it would not be pleasant to have that happen.

Alright. I will not be long!

[twostringsonebow]

Of course. It's in my vast, varied pool of knowledge.

[stressweets]

[ ............ ]

You're incredibly impressive, Goro.

[twostringsonebow]

[That's fair.]

I'd quite enjoy that.
Would you like to go to the spa with me?
I think a bit of pampering is in order to cleanse ourselves.

[twostringsonebow]

I know it's not in a complimentary way, but thank you.
It's best not to have shame in oneself.
That path leads only to unhappiness.

[He

will feel more embarrassed and regretful when he's teased about it.]

[fiddlestick]

Oh.
Okay?

[That makes no sense to him]

[sketchythief]

that works too

but i feel like retrospec would eventually bring over someone thats actually not humanoid as a human...