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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

If he reads this thread then he won't have to ask me anything.
And I would gladly tell him if he asked, because misery enjoys company.
Though I don't think he's the type to delve further than ankle deep anyway.

[i'm SORRY goro is just like this.]

[stressweets]

No, then he'll just think you're a total weirdo.
Don't you have any pride?

[twostringsonebow]

Of course. It's in my vast, varied pool of knowledge.

[stressweets]

[ ............ ]

You're incredibly impressive, Goro.

[twostringsonebow]

I know it's not in a complimentary way, but thank you.
It's best not to have shame in oneself.
That path leads only to unhappiness.

[He

will feel more embarrassed and regretful when he's teased about it.]

[stressweets]

[ perish later, goro ]

I think it's good to have a little shame.
Just a little bit.
Just enough to not embarrass yourself in public.

[twostringsonebow]

You're the one who brought up otherkin in the first place, might I remind you.

[stressweets]

Izumi's here to suffer with me, so it isn't that bad ♪

[twostringsonebow]

Imagine if Secchan saw this, you talking so freely about otherkin... having a depth of knowledge, but who knows how deep it truly goes?
Is this simply the tip of the glacier?

[stressweets]

[ . . . ]

I don't think Sena-senpai respects me anyway, honestly.

[twostringsonebow]

Don't be so down on yourself.
Secchan might be hard to read, and not very easy to get to know either, but he respects those that work diligently and honestly.
I'm certain you've gained his approval.

[maskreant]

(whispers) you should ask him about aliens and how they may have had a hand in accelerating civilization with pyramids and their other visits.

[stressweets]

[ ........what is the point of (whisp NO HE'S DONE THE SAME THING IN GROUP CHAT. BASICALLY. ]

(whispers) I already asked him about flat earth when we were in Respartum. I don't really know if I want to know about all of that.

[maskreant]

but he doesn't pop an artery over flat earth.

he's already banning me for mentioning aliens even though their place in conspiracy theories is world-renowned.

[stressweets]

Does he have something against them?

[twostringsonebow]

We have our disagreements regarding them, that's all.

[stressweets]

What are your views?

[ plays marriage counselor ig ]

[twostringsonebow]

I decline to comment in a public sphere.

[twostringsonebow]

You're banned from my house for the rest of the week.

[maskreant]

won't you get lonely?

[twostringsonebow]

I have my cat, Silver, and Miss Liz.

... As well as many things you have given me as well. To keep my loneliness at bay.

[please don't treat him like the pet he acts like.]

[maskreant]

[ HE'S JUST BEING CONSIDERATE!! ]

but then i'll be lonely.

[twostringsonebow]

That's just too bad, isn't it.

[twostringsonebow]

(If you really do become lonely, though, I will lift the ban.
The last person in this world I want to feel that way is you, Akira.)

[maskreant]

you're too soft, but thanks.