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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[maskreant]

but he doesn't pop an artery over flat earth.

he's already banning me for mentioning aliens even though their place in conspiracy theories is world-renowned.

[maskreant]

won't you get lonely?

[fiddlestick]

Oh wow, you have a booth and everything?
How long are you going to be out there?

[twostringsonebow]

I have my cat, Silver, and Miss Liz.

... As well as many things you have given me as well. To keep my loneliness at bay.

[please don't treat him like the pet he acts like.]

[stressweets]

[ ngl i've considered reviewing mlp and apping rarity so. ]

I don't know how I'd feel.
I mean, I wouldn't be jealous or anything... Horses can't eat hotpot, after all.
They can't use the internet either... Or open doors, or sleep in normal beds, or anything like that.
On the other hand, you could give your crush a ride, which I guess is kind of romantic?
Wait, that sort of reminds me of a game I played. It was weird, but the story wasn't actually that bad.

[maskreant]

[ legit did you even try to read Gamzee's testimony. Akira gave up trying to edit it. ]

do you want to watch him bake together? i'll help here and there, but he's a tattoo artist, so it should be good.

or a disaster. that's entertaining, too.

[stressweets]

Does he have something against them?

[twostringsonebow]

We have our disagreements regarding them, that's all.

[stressweets]

What are your views?

[ plays marriage counselor ig ]

[fiddlestick]

That's not one of my spells
But I'll see what I can do?

[maskreant]

unicorns are quite rare and i don't think any exist in Recolle, but there is backstory to that, too. i was talking to his best friend, John, and he conveyed worry about Dave's state of existence.

so here we are. he seems fine, though. we watched Sharknado 6 earlier.

[sketchythief]

...

tsukasa, youre piquing my curiosity all day today

but should i ask... i kinda wanna ask

giving your crush a ride sounds fun though but its not something i thought about before

[fiddlestick]

Er...

Actually it looks a little like my Aunt Fairweather's jello dish.

[twostringsonebow]

[He skimmed it. Akira's was more important.]

Hmmmmm.
That could be fun, yes.
Being able to eat a pie fresh from the oven is one of life's simple pleasures too..♪

[twostringsonebow]

I decline to comment in a public sphere.

[stressweets]

[ Tsukasa... should stop typing... that's what he's learning...... ]

It's called UmaPrince.
I actually sort of enjoy it, mostly because it's really dumb and ridiculous and it knows it, so it goes all the way with it...?

[maskreant]

[ HE'S JUST BEING CONSIDERATE!! ]

but then i'll be lonely.

[stressweets]

Goro...
Fine, I'll ask Akira.

[maskreant]

an hour or two? Gamzee will be manning it for the most part.

i'll just be passing out flyers here and there.

[twostringsonebow]

That's just too bad, isn't it.

[twostringsonebow]

(If you really do become lonely, though, I will lift the ban.
The last person in this world I want to feel that way is you, Akira.)

[maskreant]

i think you can survive this.

also, this picture is cute.

[fiddlestick]

That's a thought I could've lived happily without.

[maskreant]

he not like the aliens.
angry.
goro no like aliens.

[twostringsonebow]

No!
I have a specific image I've put up, you know, and it's very seriously in danger if you expose me in that way!
Really, Akira, be a little more considerate... (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु