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the akira kurusu experience ([personal profile] maskreant) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-06-19 11:52 am

2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go


Back this project

About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

  • Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
  • $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
  • $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
  • $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
  • $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

fiddlestick: (fuq what)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-19 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, you have a booth and everything?
How long are you going to be out there?
twostringsonebow: (19 i'm a shape shifter)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I have my cat, Silver, and Miss Liz.

... As well as many things you have given me as well. To keep my loneliness at bay.


[please don't treat him like the pet he acts like.]
stressweets: I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Next time I'll ask before taking matters into my own hooves. (007. a bird in the hoof)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ngl i've considered reviewing mlp and apping rarity so. ]

I don't know how I'd feel.
I mean, I wouldn't be jealous or anything... Horses can't eat hotpot, after all.
They can't use the internet either... Or open doors, or sleep in normal beds, or anything like that.
On the other hand, you could give your crush a ride, which I guess is kind of romantic?
Wait, that sort of reminds me of a game I played. It was weird, but the story wasn't actually that bad.
stressweets: . Always expect the best from your friends and never assume the worst. Rest assured that a good friend always has your best interests at heart. (063. party of one)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Does he have something against them?
twostringsonebow: (19 i'm a shape shifter)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
We have our disagreements regarding them, that's all.
stressweets: Sometimes you have to do things, even though you might fail. (067. flutter brutter)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What are your views?

[ plays marriage counselor ig ]
fiddlestick: (headscratch)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not one of my spells
But I'll see what I can do?
sketchythief: (pic#11896923)

[personal profile] sketchythief 2018-06-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...

tsukasa, youre piquing my curiosity all day today

but should i ask... i kinda wanna ask

giving your crush a ride sounds fun though but its not something i thought about before
fiddlestick: (jaw scratch)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-19 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Er...

Actually it looks a little like my Aunt Fairweather's jello dish.
twostringsonebow: (09 moments of calm)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He skimmed it. Akira's was more important.]

Hmmmmm.
That could be fun, yes.
Being able to eat a pie fresh from the oven is one of life's simple pleasures too..♪
twostringsonebow: (29 i can't see i want to flee i want to)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I decline to comment in a public sphere.
stressweets: Pranks can be a lot of fun when everypony has a good time. (046. 28 pranks later)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tsukasa... should stop typing... that's what he's learning...... ]

It's called UmaPrince.
I actually sort of enjoy it, mostly because it's really dumb and ridiculous and it knows it, so it goes all the way with it...?
stressweets: Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak. In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all. (097. a dog and pony show)

[personal profile] stressweets 2018-06-19 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro...
Fine, I'll ask Akira.
twostringsonebow: (13 i'm a shape shifter)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just too bad, isn't it.
twostringsonebow: (36 having a hard time keeping a smile)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
(If you really do become lonely, though, I will lift the ban.
The last person in this world I want to feel that way is you, Akira.)
fiddlestick: (ohhh noooo)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-06-19 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a thought I could've lived happily without.
twostringsonebow: (30 that's why)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-06-19 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No!
I have a specific image I've put up, you know, and it's very seriously in danger if you expose me in that way!
Really, Akira, be a little more considerate... (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु

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