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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
$10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
$25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
$50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
$100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

unicorns are quite rare and i don't think any exist in Recolle, but there is backstory to that, too. i was talking to his best friend, John, and he conveyed worry about Dave's state of existence.

so here we are. he seems fine, though. we watched Sharknado 6 earlier.

are you saying that dave could suddenly not exist? thats a scary thing to think about...

it's an exaggeration for "getting into trouble"?

John didn't seem too worried, but i did say i start something up. here we are.

thats good to hear... so it was your idea to do this whole thing?

i guess so, yeah.

i thought it would be fun and it's not like i actually have to make a product or anything, either.

it looks like you two had fun with it! so thats what really matters in the end

youre really a good philanthropist

i wouldn't call myself that.

to be honest, i didn't expect anyone to give actual money. i'm doing this to help stabilize the layers in Chata.

yeah i figured since i saw the list too but its still nice to give to charity!

and i heard of stories of you being really nice

might as well. everyone who has pitched in have been generous, too. i think if i was bitter and jaded, this would restore my faith in humanity.

from Elizabeth?

yeah... i kinda feel bad that i cant donate more but i understand that some people can pay more than others

sometimes i see stuff go around on the app...

Daisuke. it's never about the number when it comes to donations. it's all relative. the fact that you did speaks for itself.

really? i wonder how i miss them.

thanks akira...

uh... well...

youre really easy to see around the app?

elaborate.

ummmm

your replies are easy to find?

i'm not the one that brought up otherkin.

thats fine because that doesn't have anything to do with it! :D

anyway, that's weird to hear.

i'm used to being overlooked.

really? but its so hard to overlook you

maybe its your aura?

strange.

i'm not used to that, but i guess it isn't a bad thing.

it means people are looking out for you! or that you just stick out somehow

... tbh i wouldnt like that if it were me because i like blending in [ that's why getting white hair was such a travesty ]