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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[sketchythief]

[ here you go. two dolla ]

i dont really get it but since its going to charity, ill give some

[maskreant]

it’s okay. i don’t get it, either.

thanks. i’m not sure which charity he’ll pick, but it’s worth it.

[sketchythief]

im sure itll go to a good cause

all of this feels like some inside joke i dont understand but maybe its for the better...

[maskreant]

for context, bingo was going on when i first joined Retrsoepc and we went to get some drink at the Good Bean? it was a really sparkly glittery drink.

drinking it makes you a unicorn was the joke.

[sketchythief]

ohh okay

but is something wrong with dave

[maskreant]

no, i don't think anything is wrong with Dave?

i've been taking care of him.

[maskreant]

[ WAIt ]

are you saying there's something wrong with Dave?

[sketchythief]

???

no?! i havent talked to him in a while and this whole thing is about "saving dave" so i thought there was something wrong with him as if he was sick

[maskreant]

unicorns are quite rare and i don't think any exist in Recolle, but there is backstory to that, too. i was talking to his best friend, John, and he conveyed worry about Dave's state of existence.

so here we are. he seems fine, though. we watched Sharknado 6 earlier.

[sketchythief]

are you saying that dave could suddenly not exist? thats a scary thing to think about...

[maskreant]

it's an exaggeration for "getting into trouble"?

John didn't seem too worried, but i did say i start something up. here we are.

[sketchythief]

thats good to hear... so it was your idea to do this whole thing?

[maskreant]

i guess so, yeah.

i thought it would be fun and it's not like i actually have to make a product or anything, either.

[sketchythief]

it looks like you two had fun with it! so thats what really matters in the end

youre really a good philanthropist

[1620]

god bless your day dude ;o) and thanks for saving dave
we gonna hustle so bad charities gonna get their bellies full for weeks

[sketchythief]

sure thing!

but im wondering... why is it dave?

[1620]

you want me to testify again?
cuz i got no probs with that you just let me know and i’ll dig down memory lane

[sketchythief]

im sorry but i didnt understand most of it...

i wouldnt mind trying again to understand!

[1620]

ok, so
if you got some spare change hanging around
we’re takin donations
cuz dave’s the man and he’s gonna donate the mula right back to charity how dope is that

[sketchythief]

yeah! i donated some though i cant donate more...

do you know which charity hes giving it to?

[1620]

what you did is all that counts little man ;o) thanks

not yet? don’t think he even hit this up yet ....... probably busy

[sketchythief]

okay that makes sense

how do you make a pie shaped like him though? that sounds like a lot of work...

[1620]

i wanted to do like his whole body but gatito said it’d be hard to deliver so it’s just his head
and john told me to never say crustplay again so i’m gonna respect what the dude thinks is important for a new friend
but basically to gotta play around with the crust a lot
work details out in baking layers
and a little extra trick

[sketchythief]

sounds like a lot of work... but you also sound experienced in baking pies so it should be a cinch, right?

would you make any to sell?

[1620]

like the macarena primo!! takes effort but it don’t even feel like it when your heart’s feeling good doing it
course i would? who wouldn’t like a motherfuckin dave pie
are you diggin for a dave pie?