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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

I'MMM CCRYIING

[stressweets]

This isn't even as bad as some of the other stuff I've seen, Izutan.
Please don't call me out like this over this.



Also, please avert your eyes, the adults are talking ♪

[ he can say this because he's a few weeks older than him i'm fucking sobbing ]

I CANNOT BELIEVE

[akatatai]

Listen, we've both seen our fair share of the dark side of the internet, okay
But you're the one who decided we had to go there, don't try to drag me into this!!!!

YOU'RE 11 DAYS OLDER THAN ME, TSUKASA

I CAN

[stressweets]

Someone asked a question and I answered!!!
What was I supposed to do!!!
Okay, I didn't entirely think this through, I'll admit that

Older is still older so listen to your elders okay ♪
Unless you want to go explain to senpai what otherkin are
I'm not
I refuse this
I won't be responsible for sullying those that are still innocent to the ways of the world

[akatatai]

That makes two of us, then
Because I'm not doing it either!!!
Aren't we supposed to be wondering if Akira is even okay, he's going to look at this and scream

That's the whole point!!!
We're going to corrupt the youth at this rate
JUST LIKE WE'VE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE INTERNET
WE CAN'T GO BACK TO PRETENDING TO BE PURE AND INNOCENT MINDS
I'M BLAMING TWEETER

[stressweets]

He'll be fine.
He lived through paying through Hinata's birthday party, he'll live through a little conversation about otherkin.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to pretend I'm still perfectly fine ♪
There are people off the app who don't know about this side of us, after all.
We can put on a strong face for them.
We can do it, Izutan.