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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, you showed it, it looks really nice!

And I hope it will! [But man, do they have to donate to show support for Akira...?]

[fabrefactions]

I will be fond of it forever, which is probably good as it is permanently on my skin now.

Yes, there must be something planned. [ No. Because if Dave wants a juice box that bad Yusuke will just buy him one. ]

[fiddlestick]

Haha, yeah that is a very good thing.

Yeah... I'm going to pop some popcorn, want some? [LETS WATCH THIS MESS TOGETHER]

[fabrefactions]

Have you ever considered a tattoo, Elliot?

... Can we add some butter to it? [ YAAAAY. ]

[fiddlestick]

Well sure I have. But they don't really stick when you have regeneration.

Haha, of course! It'll be ready in a couple minutes.

[fabrefactions]

Truly? I would have thought a purposely placed ink tattoo might have been exempt from that...

Do you want me to grab a drink from the fridge?

[fiddlestick]

Nope. Eren had a tattoo and it faded completely when he got his regeneration.

Sure! I'll have a fanta.

[fabrefactions]

Really? That's a shame, some of them are quite beautiful. Is it the same with piercings?

Okay, I will bring you one. Orange, I presume? I think we have lemon as well...

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, it is a shame. And I'm not sure about piercings, but I'm worried it just might make the opening heal up with the earring in it, so I don't wanna try.

You presume right! Orange please! Just bring it to the living room.

[fabrefactions]

That is fair. I can imagine it would not be pleasant to have that happen.

Alright. I will not be long!

[maskreant]

[ he doesn't know what to say since he's so late here ]

#pure

[fabrefactions]

[ he's doing his best. ]

Are you home? Did you want some snacks?

[maskreant]

no, i'm setting up a Save the Dave booth in Chata.

i'm hoping it'll help stabilize the layers there.

[fiddlestick]

Oh wow, you have a booth and everything?
How long are you going to be out there?

[maskreant]

an hour or two? Gamzee will be manning it for the most part.

i'll just be passing out flyers here and there.

[fiddlestick]

Oh that's not too bad...

Here's hoping you make your goal soon!

[fabrefactions]

What are we saving him from?

[maskreant]

from me.

[fabrefactions]

But you're the one doing the saving. Or... organising the rescue party.

[ why r u like this ]

[maskreant]

i have an evil alter ego?

[ DOES THIS WORK? ]

[fiddlestick]

Hehe, you can join us too if you want Akira!

[maskreant]

send popcorn to me via telepathy.

[fiddlestick]

That's not one of my spells
But I'll see what I can do?

[maskreant]

i trust you, Elliot.

[fiddlestick]

[ Aw man why did he have to say that?

Well, he guesses Akira did donate a LOT to the date auction, so he'll just go ahead and donate a good $100 to the kickstarter. ]