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2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara
$599 
pledged of $777 goal
11
backers
30
days to go
About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.
Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔
in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.
his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌
like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.
Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.
- Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
- $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
- $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
- $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
- $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee
Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.
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Wait, your anniversary with Hinata is coming up?!
I need to get you an anniversary present!
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You don't need to do that!!!
It's not like it's a big thing or anything!!
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It won't be a big present or anything, but it's fun to celebrate, right?
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I'd welcome you into my family any day!
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Then, Izumi.
When's your anniversary with Mao? And how many years have you known each other.
I'll get you two something too. ♪
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But it's a little over five years now, so you'll have to wait a while anyway!
I've never really thought of it like an anniversary, though
[He'd ordinarily feel 0% embarrassed by this, but due to recent happenings, it's up to maybe 15%. Still not enough for him to actually feel self-conscious over.]
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Then I'll just get you a belated one.
Let's see, for an anniversary of five years (or just about that)...
Colorful daisies and silverware ♪
The flowers are going to be easier to get, so I'll just do something with that.
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Flowers and silverware? That's definitely for wedding anniversaries, Tsukasa...
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I'm sure Mao would love to have you in his family ♪
[ .......this is bullying ]
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I mean, we're close enough that he's almost like family in a way, but
[Guess who would rather die than let anyone know that Tsukasa got a genuine blush out of him.... this guy.]
This was supposed to be about you and Hinata!
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And now it isn't ☆
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If you ever need to talk stuff about that with regards to Mao though, you can talk to me.
It's better than accidentally ending up doing it with a kid you met during February.
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That's... I mean, I don't think it's quite what you're thinking, but
You know you can always talk to me too, right?
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But um
Sure I know
[ not... that he might do that, anyway, but. ]
It's just difficult...~
I'll text you about it some other time though.
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[Mainly in regards to Hinata losing access to Retrospec, though he doesn't say so outright.]
But yeah, if you ever need to talk to someone, I'm only a text away