![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara
$599 
pledged of $777 goal
11
backers
30
days to go
About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.
Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔
in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.
his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌
like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.
Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.
- Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
- $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
- $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
- $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
- $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee
Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.
no subject
There has to be limits, right...?
no subject
No.
We are hawked over constantly; any change in our physique is monitored and diets appropriate adjusted.
It's a very strict business, Tsukasa. Only those who have a perfectionist's nature and the will to survive harsh environments dare to venture forth.
[and if you just Really want attention.]
no subject
I guess I mean more mentally than anything, but mental-emotional-physical is all tied together, isn't it?
no subject
We're capable of handling ourselves... at the most, it's a burden stress-wise, but we have our ways of dealing with it.
I like to exercise, for instance, and spending time with Akira relaxes me as well.
So it isn't as bad as it sounds, I promise. It's intensive, but generally rewarding.
no subject
As long as you two are happy and okay, then okay.