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2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara
$599 
pledged of $777 goal
11
backers
30
days to go
About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.
Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔
in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.
his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌
like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.
Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.
- Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
- $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
- $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
- $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
- $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee
Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.
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Yes, I know, thank you.
Are you baking that pie? How big is it? Is it life-sized?
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Well, then, I'll look forward to tasting it... Gamzee, was it?
[As if it's not all over this post.]
What flavor, may I ask? Apple?
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apple pie mcdonald’s style except it’s dave’s head
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All things considered.
What's your art like?
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you’ll be getting this fancy ass calendar but imma hook you up with freebies just for asking
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all on me ;o)
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Those are actually quite good!
Do you do piercings as well? Or are you just a tattoo artist?
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oh i can do those? my roomie taught me how when she ain’t at the shop. asking for a friend?
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Just one ear, though
I don't know if I'd look good with both pierced.
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man i think you’d look beautiful. like royalty all jammed up with bling . . .
my word ain’t no word till you say so but if you want one ear? i’d like to give you a motherfucking suggestion.
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is the second sweetest thing he's read all day, following Akira's embarrassing love confession?]
You are more than welcome to speak your mind, amigo.
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aight here comes gamzee’s pov..... i think if you want one ear, like, you should get two in one ear? a one piece is gonna be tight
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How unique... Yes, actually, that sounds quite lovely.
It'd be something that others in my field would lack as well.
Thank you for your insight, Gamzee, I think I'll take you up on that suggestion.
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you come around shop any time and i’ll be there
like, the only one right now but i got you
we’re gonna make you pop that bling like a showstopper
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i'm helping? just to make sure it's actually pie.
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What else would it be, Akira?
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anything at all.
it can even be quiche.
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ah
hm.]
I don't mind surprises, but thank you for keeping it on track.
If you're helping out, then it's sure to be a delicious treat. ♪
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do you want to watch him bake together? i'll help here and there, but he's a tattoo artist, so it should be good.
or a disaster. that's entertaining, too.
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Hmmmmm.
That could be fun, yes.
Being able to eat a pie fresh from the oven is one of life's simple pleasures too..♪
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not in the same way that you do.
[ How does he convey that Gamzee is a stoner without saying it outright?? ]
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His rambles and mine may not be the same, but the commonality is that rarely does anyone want to hear them.
It'll be alright.
[Please just. Tell him outright? He's going to hang out with Gamzee and he's not going to get it right off and then he will very quietly ask Akira if Gamzee is a stoner when he does.]
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AKIRA LITERALLY TAKES FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO COMMUNICATE THIS. ]
all right.
[ they're just going to have to have that conversation in person and it's going to be awful. ]
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goro found out ]