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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

Secchan and I often go to the spa to relax, so my face is quite known...
... Though I suppose that doesn't matter very much at the moment.
Regardless, it'll be fun.

[fabrefactions]

There is a point - if we are the only people here, would we even be able to get treatments and such? Elizabeth and I had to make our own burgers when we attempted the burger tasks earlier this month...

[twostringsonebow]

... This may have to wait until things return to normal, because I have no idea how to do the treatments they offer professionally.
Nightly routines are one thing, but what they do is next grade.

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps, yes. I could attempt a massage therapy, but I would have no idea what I was doing, or if I were doing it correctly.

[twostringsonebow]

Precisely. Though I do know the basics of that, at least.

[He is so put out.]

[fabrefactions]

[ Sulk on, Gowochwan. ]

I did not take you for a masseuse, but I suppose if you have an interest in spa days you may have an interest in what is being done to you and why...

[twostringsonebow]

It's quite handy to know when you've holding the same pose for long periods of time, Yusuke, both Secchan and Akira can attest to it.

I can teach you if you're interested? It isn't hard, after all.

[Sena also gives him massages... No romo but he loves him.]

[fabrefactions]

I usually just do some general stretching if I feel my body aching. That is not enough...?

[ Massages of love... ]

Is it difficult to learn?

[twostringsonebow]

Of course not. They're fine, perfectly acceptable, but a good massage can heal soreness completely.

And no, it's not. It's just a little... hands on, as a warning. Massages are best learned in that way.

[fabrefactions]

They seem like they will take significantly more time than a good stretch though...

[ TIME IS ART. ]

I would have assumed so. One cannot massage without massaging?