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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

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backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
$10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
$25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
$50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
$100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

because buying a waffle truck is impossible and also expensive.

we could just make waffles? Have a waffle evening.

that isn't the point of the waffle truck.

i was going to have Goro's face on the advertisement and print collateral.

Is the point of a waffle truck not, ultimately, waffles?

If you want a picture of Goro so much, I am happy to paint you one.

[ Yusuke. ]

it's waffles because Goro likes waffles, but ultimately it's a revenge plot against my boyfriend.

[ Oh of course it is. ]

What are you seeking revenge for this time?

for aiding Elizabeth in that call-out post earlier.

Which was done in response to something you did, am
I correct?

[ DO YOU SEE THE PATTERN, AKIRA? DO YOU?? ]

which was also done in a response to what she did.

[ THE PATTERN DOESN'T ONLY LIE WITH HIM. ]

[ huh. ]

When does the cycle end, Akira?

who knows?

until i'm satisfied?

What if you are never satisfied?

i am a simple man.

i will be satisfied eventually.

I am concerned on how long "eventually" will be... and how much we will all suffer in the meanwhile.

you should have thought about that before you helped Liz.

I am aware of where you sleep at night. Please remember that if you wish to drag me into your eternal contest of one-upmanship.

i know where you sleep, too.

[ That threat is a double-edged sword, Yusuke. ]

i don't plan on dragging anyone into this. don't worry so much.

You always fall asleep before I do.

[ Ha. ]

Don't worry "so much" is not the same as a "don't worry", so I will keep my guard up anyway.

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I would love it if you put my face on a waffle truck.

[NOTHING BRINGS HIM MORE JOY. SENA WOULD BE SO PROUD OF HIM TOO? ADVERTISING? AMAZING.]

it would be an unflattering photo.

[ He's a good boy and doesn't post it here in public, but texts it to Goro.

It's definitely Goro's sleeping face with a little bit of drool. ]

[that

is

Akira.]

You'd ruin your own boyfriend like this..? The one who loves you so much?

i think you can survive this.

also, this picture is cute.

No!
I have a specific image I've put up, you know, and it's very seriously in danger if you expose me in that way!
Really, Akira, be a little more considerate... (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु

[ ah............ you are pulling out the emojis. ]

i wasn't actually planning to go through with a waffle truck with your face on it, you know.

plus, why would i let anyone else see that side of you?

[Oh, they work. Now who's the soft one..?]

I love you. ( ˘ ³˘)♥