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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[stressweets]

I wonder if it's insensitive to ask the rest of the userbase that kind of thing?
I'm morbidly curious about how they're handling it and all... If we have any like that.

[sketchythief]

i remember someone saying they were a robot or implied that they were

it didnt look like they were handling it well but this was a long time ago and i never talked to them...

if i remember right someone was a cat?

[stressweets]

A cat, a robot...
What's next, an actual alien?

[sketchythief]

i kinda wanna meet an alien one day if it does exist

tsukasa... how would you feel about a horse being one though

[stressweets]

[ ngl i've considered reviewing mlp and apping rarity so. ]

I don't know how I'd feel.
I mean, I wouldn't be jealous or anything... Horses can't eat hotpot, after all.
They can't use the internet either... Or open doors, or sleep in normal beds, or anything like that.
On the other hand, you could give your crush a ride, which I guess is kind of romantic?
Wait, that sort of reminds me of a game I played. It was weird, but the story wasn't actually that bad.

[sketchythief]

...

tsukasa, youre piquing my curiosity all day today

but should i ask... i kinda wanna ask

giving your crush a ride sounds fun though but its not something i thought about before

[stressweets]

[ Tsukasa... should stop typing... that's what he's learning...... ]

It's called UmaPrince.
I actually sort of enjoy it, mostly because it's really dumb and ridiculous and it knows it, so it goes all the way with it...?

[sketchythief]

[ we're all learning things today ]

it sounds like one of those self aware games that i heard about. sounds fun!

ive been meaning to tell you but i kept forgetting but i saw an episode of a series called umagirls and it was pretty lighthearted

do you watch it?

[stressweets]

I don't actually watch a lot of anime on my own, but that looks really cute... ♪
I'll check it out!!!

[ i played umaprince for tsukasa i guess i'm watching umagirls for him. ]

Thank you for mentioning it ♪
Um, do you want to watch it together..?
If you were interested in it or anything like that.

[sketchythief]

[ they're a mobage too if you want to go all the way... ]

sure! i already watched the first episode so im sure that ill watch more of it :D

[stressweets]

[ looks at the game i don't play anymore....... slowly goes to install it, i hate you so much for mentioning that.

Also: ♪HAPPY♪ ]

Really?
I mean, cool ♪
I'm looking forward to it then...~ Let me know when you're free.
I don't really have a schedule anymore so...

[sketchythief]

[ watches bella fall deeper into the mobage pit

give me that wonderful tsukasa heart piece ]

with school being almost out and the city being like this, its really hard o get a schedule huh... [ though daisuke still has to work because he works under people who have the app. rip. ] ill let you know for sure! do you want to watch with more people too? or just us?

[stressweets]

Do you think the rest of the club would like it..?
If not then just us is fine.

[sketchythief]

its about a girl working hard towards her dreams!

i think anyone can appreciate that sort of motive

we can try asking

[maskreant]

[ YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN— ]

does this mean you kin with that guy with dark purple hair?

[ when are you going to fucking tell him does he have to keep doing this ]

[sketchythief]

[ Akira no don't bring this up ]

who?

[maskreant]

[ He asked Yusuke to do a composite sketch, then with color of this MAN: ]

[sketchythief]

[ why you gotta be like this ]

oh wow thats a really good drawing! i didnt know you were that good akira

but no

[maskreant]

i had Yusuke sketch it for me.

i thought having a clear picture would help jog my memory. or just use as a reference.

[sketchythief]

oh wow... thats really impressive to draw all that from descriptions alone! i have a hard time doing that or it takes a long long time

[maskreant]

i was very specific when i described him to Yusuke, so i guessed that helped.

i'm still left wondering who he is.

[sketchythief]

i dont think he will ever show up so thats fine isnt it? hes a jerk anyway

[maskreant]

is he a friend of yours?

[sketchythief]

[ being friends with a memory is weird dude ]

hes not my friend

[maskreant]

[ i am thou, thou art i... ]

acquaintance?