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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[maskreant]

(whispers) you should ask him about aliens and how they may have had a hand in accelerating civilization with pyramids and their other visits.

[stressweets]

[ ........what is the point of (whisp NO HE'S DONE THE SAME THING IN GROUP CHAT. BASICALLY. ]

(whispers) I already asked him about flat earth when we were in Respartum. I don't really know if I want to know about all of that.

[maskreant]

but he doesn't pop an artery over flat earth.

he's already banning me for mentioning aliens even though their place in conspiracy theories is world-renowned.

[stressweets]

Does he have something against them?

[twostringsonebow]

We have our disagreements regarding them, that's all.

[stressweets]

What are your views?

[ plays marriage counselor ig ]

[twostringsonebow]

I decline to comment in a public sphere.

[stressweets]

Goro...
Fine, I'll ask Akira.

[maskreant]

he not like the aliens.
angry.
goro no like aliens.

[twostringsonebow]

(☆_@;)☆ ＼(｀-´ﾒ)

[stressweets]

[ dont fuckking meme at me ]

Then, how does Akira feel about aliens?

[maskreant]

my mind is open to their possible existence.

gods exist in my world, so it would seem narrow-minded to not consider other things.

[stressweets]

Do they really?
That's pretty unbelievable, but I guess weirder things already happen in this city, so...
Oh, oh, do you know Benzaiten? Have you seen her in person, or however that works?
She's my favorite ♪

[twostringsonebow]

You're banned from my house for the rest of the week.

[maskreant]

won't you get lonely?

[twostringsonebow]

I have my cat, Silver, and Miss Liz.

... As well as many things you have given me as well. To keep my loneliness at bay.

[please don't treat him like the pet he acts like.]

[maskreant]

[ HE'S JUST BEING CONSIDERATE!! ]

but then i'll be lonely.

[twostringsonebow]

That's just too bad, isn't it.

[twostringsonebow]

(If you really do become lonely, though, I will lift the ban.
The last person in this world I want to feel that way is you, Akira.)

[maskreant]

you're too soft, but thanks.

[maskreant]

what if vampires are actually aliens?

[twostringsonebow]

I hate that I'm curious, but
please explain your thought process, chouchou.

[maskreant]

[ SHIT HE WAS BLUFFING AND WASN'T SERIOUS. ]

give me a moment.

[twostringsonebow]

[HE FUCKING KNEW IT WAS A BLUFF.]

I'd wait ten years for this explanation, Aki-chan.

[maskreant]

depictions of vampires date back to the pre-industrial era, thought to be explanations of the natural. when a body decomposes, but not at the rate they expect, they would fall onto the theories of vampirism. aside from that, there are plenty of figures in history that have been accused of being a vampire. from our Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, to Elizabeth Bathory, but never has history mirrored the entertainment industry's fantasy of a vampire covenant unless you count cult activities.

vampires have different physical attributes depending on the witness and storyteller, but the main point is that they feed off of life. while werewolves are said to attack livestock on top of people during their rampage, vampires are mostly tied to drinking the blood of humans. heightened senses are drawn from their bat foundations, but it doesn't much explain other portrayals that give them a clear conscience and floodlight cognition. nothing can disprove that vampires can be related to aliens and their curiosity in our culture and biology, or just rogue outcasts that decided to live among us and take advantage of our impressionable minds. we're drawn to those with charisma and mystery, even if they're ruthless and overall unlikable.

my other theories are that Abigail Williams from the Salem Witch Trials and Hokusai the ukiyo-e painter are aliens.