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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[maskreant]

hello.

[windeity]

your idea, or his?

[maskreant]

i said i would form a protection squad or something

[windeity]

i guess that's fair enough.
i am just a little offended no one thought to mention we had a unicorn in our midst before now. :\

[maskreant]

i thought announcing his presence without a crisis plan would be negligent.

at least you know now? do you feel like your life has changed?

[windeity]

i feel kind of blindsided for living with a mythical mystical creature for two months but i would consider that pretty life-changing, yes.
thank you for showing me the light.

[maskreant]

maybe you two should have a serious talk over Zombeavers.

no problem. i'm only here to educate and inform. Gamzee is here because he wants to be.

[windeity]

i could always use new content for my blog i guess.
isn't that usually the case with gamzee? i just met the guy but like...is he always like this?

[maskreant]

i can't answer your question since i also kind of met him recently.

for the most part, he hasn't stopped being like this, so i guess so? maybe we can ask him.

[windeity]

i might pass. i met the guy because he made me honk his nose and then he painted my face.
but if you guys are making a decent amount of money something must be going right.

[maskreant]

that sounds wild. i'm sorry that you had to honk his nose.

i just think Retrospec in general is a weird community, willing to help people and for some reason donate this much to a random cause. i have major concerns for our population.

[windeity]

do you think it's because a majority of us are millennials and will throw money into anything weird?
like. you heard about that hole cards of humanity dug and people donating a lot of money for that, right? i'm not sure it's just us.

[maskreant]

i'm not sure. we're more likely to not have money, savings, and a retirement plan, but i won't lie that we're susceptible to instant gratification like microtransactions on mobile games.

but at the same time, i guess you're right. humans are weird.

[windeity]

humans are weird.
anyway, put me down for $200 i guess.

[maskreant]

[ what the fuck ]

that's really generous of you, John.

maybe we should just make a separate tier for you.

[windeity]

why not? (you seriously do not have to, it's all going to charity anyway right?)
but make sure it goes to something good.
i am all about the preservation of unicorns.

[maskreant]

what about we give you a painting of Dave in a unicorn costume.

[ They must Repay you. ]

[windeity]

i have so many fears and questions right now.
but i'm going to say yes anyway out of morbid curiosity.

[maskreant]

you're a brave soul.

+1 respect

[windeity]

it's a gamble since i assume it will then be hung on the living room wall, so thank you for that.

[maskreant]

do you guys have cool things hanging on your living room wall, too?

heads up, you might even get a statue.

[windeity]

you know how dave is.
photos and drawings and stuff.
at least the clown stuff is gone.
why a statue?

[maskreant]

look down below.

[windeity]

...it can go in the backyard, i guess.
i feel like i shouldn't be encouraging this but this is sort of hilarious.

[maskreant]

John.

this is going to get you into a lot of trouble in the future and there will be no escape.