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2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara
$599 
pledged of $777 goal
11
backers
30
days to go
About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.
Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔
in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.
his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌
like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.
Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.
- Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
- $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
- $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
- $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
- $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee
Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.
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granted, the Yakuza i know have been nice.
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I don't remember any details, just that it's why Goro and I go out for sushi once a week.
But have they really?
They haven't threatened you or anything?
Well, I guess everyone's nice until you get on their bad side...
Sena-senpai aside.
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yeah. though sometimes good people are just in bad situations where they see no way out. then there's just bad people.
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And it's not like that. He isn't even my type. I prefer cute people.
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but you, child, have soiled his kickstarter. ]
i see.
so you want to be the provider.
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... I sort of already do, honestly...
I'm the one who's always treating my friends... ♪
Not because they make me or anything, though. I like spoiling them.
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i wish you luck on your journey. someone will be calling you daddy in no time.
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No, I think I'd die on the spot if that happened.
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endure for your precious friends.
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Maybe the Yakuza is rubbing off on you.
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probably softer than me. it's surprising.
[ Except Nanashi has not been a shit to him yet. That might be why. ]