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2ND MISTAKE | support your local unicorn
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara
$599 
pledged of $777 goal
11
backers
30
days to go
About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.
Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔
in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.
his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌
like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.
Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.
- Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
- $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
- $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
- $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
- $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee
Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.
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is this a kickstarter for a trebuchet that's gonna launch dave into the middle of the atlantic
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it’s for charity
society needs this
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are you helping society or are you helping dave
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(honk)
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alright sure
i'm game
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aight so we got jesus, walking around some place i forget turning to his homieciples like “shit yo, i’m hungry”. somewhere up ahead he saw this little fruit tree like “ayyyy time to chow, brothers! my lips be smackin the pop for these fruits!!” to be beared and all, but when he got to the tree . . .
there be no fruit :oO
so jesus went from hungry to hangry all up in the trees ‘do like “fuck you tree!! you got my mouth all salty, all frontin’ me like some mock jester?? let no one eat your motherfuckin fruits ever again!!!”. then the tree died and he walked away to look for a snickers or some shit to quench the hunger.
then they all came back to the tree and it was all black and dead like he cursed it to be, and the homiciples were like “yo jesus!!! look at the tree you cursed!! it went down and kicked the wicked bucket!!”. jesus walked over to them and told them this:
“gentlebros and bitches, i say to you: have faith in god. i tell the truth. you can even straight up and turn to this mountain like dude i will lift you like a mucha lucha and triple back slam you into the ocean, and that is what’ll all go down. but you need to up and believe it’ll totally motherfuckin happen, like it’s gotta be a real thing in your heart. you can have anything you want if you believe”.
that’s how faith works my man, enjoy 👌
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so
was there supposed to be a moral to that or did you really just want to write me an essay
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but you asked for it
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