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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
$10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
$25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
$50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
$100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

(... he has an endless amount of questions, starting with but not limited to:) what the fuck did i just read

we are advertising our campaign and you can find our booth in Chata.

as of this moment, Dave hasn't chosen a charity, but i'm thinking of sending it to the Black Cat Rescue which is within his interests.

okay but i still don't understand WHY this guy needs his own charity

is he struggling financially? is he going through a difficult time? is there anything legitimately wrong in his life that he requires funds for?

[ APOLLO.......... CALM YOUR LAWYER ASS. ]

none of the money is going to him. as said in the post, the funds are actually going to a charity.

it's all a front.

("apollo calm your lawyer ass" is a statement often said but never taken into consideration.

ever.)

oh. it is (the boy can read, folks.)

... i'm still confused on this dave person in general, though. is there a reason he's the front?