mistake 001

[hauntedsavior]

Anna Lehmann shared a photo. 2018-06-26 near Cabaret Club Sunshine

I lost a bet. Fuck off.

((this was drawn by this lovely pixiv artist. Anna's going to be wearing a maid outfit all post so make fun of her while you can! at first glance it might look like she's wearing some weird, avant-garde stockings, but nope, they're robolegs.))

Comments

[hauntedsavior]

Oh yeah? Me too. You could almost say I've gotten attached to them.

[ayano yes.]

[kagepuro]

I understand completely! I have a red scarf that I've like, never taken off

Except to bathe.

And sleep.

Sometimes.

Also when it's really hot.

I want a pair!!

[hauntedsavior]

Cool. Maybe you'll get lucky and Retrospec will turn your bottom half into a fucked up robot, too.

[kagepuro]

[: ( welp, you really did it this time, ayano]

Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't realize that it was like that.

I apologize! That must be very difficult. I probably totally offended you just now, I didn't mean anything bad! I just

You know...

[hauntedsavior]

Nah, it's fine. Takes more than that to offend me. Kind of funny, actually.

You really think anyone would go to the trouble of finding an immaculate-ass maid uniform and wear torn stockings with it? I don't even do fashion and I know you gotta commit to a look better than that.

[kagepuro]

Well...the torn stockings are more of a "sexy" look, aren't they? Maybe that was what you were going for, I'm not gonna judge...

Can I ask about being turned into a robot or is that too sensitive?

We can talk about why you're wearing a sexy maid outfit instead, if you want.

[hauntedsavior]

Like I said, I lost a bet. Thought I'd be better at poker than somebody who isn't old enough to legally gamble. Ever been wrong? Happened to me.

Don't know how much I can tell you since it's just my legs. Professional interest or just curious?

[kagepuro]

You bet your dignity and lost...so sad! At least you look good, though.

Ummm, mostly just curious! Like...do they come off?

[hauntedsavior]

Joke's on you if you think I ever had dignity to lose.

Nobody's tried pulling them off, but they go right into skin, so I'm gonna guess it's a hard no on that. Not eager to test it out.

[kagepuro]

So you're becoming like your other self?

A...robot?

[hauntedsavior]

Got it in one. Wasn't expecting this whole piece by piece thing, to be honest. Thought it'd just be waking up one day with no organs and metal bones.

[kagepuro]

that would probably be way scarier, to just wake up one day in what's basically someone else's body...

Gosh, sorry if I'm getting too real, I just...

You're really cool and strong, to deal with all that

[hauntedsavior]

You're making an awful lot of assumptions about who I am from a picture and a few swears.

[kagepuro]

i guess so

Sorry

Its just surprising me

We have to deal with so many different things...it still blows my mind a little bit.

I can stop talking about it!

[hauntedsavior]

No, it's fine. I just don't think about this like I'm strong. Not any stronger than anyone else on the app, at least.

[kagepuro]

i think there's strength in wearing a hot maid outfit for all to see and totally owning it robo legs and all

Even if it is because you lost a card game

[hauntedsavior]

Oh, that's how you meant it.

Yeah, maybe, I guess. Maybe I'm just already accepting the carnival of weird shit my life has become since I got on the app.

[kagepuro]

that's a good way to put it, it's definitely like a carnival

It's fun and crazy but also can be really scary and dangerous


sometimes clowns are there

[hauntedsavior]

Clowns and clown enthusiasts, yeah. Chill dudes, mostly.

Things got a lot less dangerous since I stopped seeing the dude who tried to shoot me as much.

[kagepuro]

someone tried to shoot you!?

Holy smokes, jerk move!

[hauntedsavior]

A couple times, yeah. Got real close to getting stigmata'd. Dude didn't like it when I called him an asshole, but maybe he shouldn't have been an asshole.

Haven't had anything as wild as that for a couple months. I don't miss it. I'm just trying to get my city back.

[kagepuro]

I was kidnapped and tortured once, so I can relate.

Its a crazy place

But seeing you dressed in a maid costume reminds me that maybe things still have a chance at being a little bit normal]

[hauntedsavior]

Haha, holy shit. Congrats on getting out, and also, what the fuck.

I guess we need as much of whatever the hell "normal" is as we can get lately, so be glad I didn't bring my sword that I have.

[kagepuro]

woah! You just get cooler and cooler...I wish I had a sword

Although i guess I have superpowers so i shouldn't look a gift chocobo in the mouth

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, see, there you go. Everybody's got something going for 'em.

What are we talking? Flight? Strength? Invincibility?