is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say

[belowaverage]

Who else remembers historical figures in their past lives, except they're weird?

I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird.

That's not a hypothetical example.

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[mincingminuet]

...Wat.

[belowaverage]

Gigantic boobs. I wish I could show you a picture.

[memoryshifter]

Well, not historical figures per se, but I feel as if I would be just as bewildered should something of that sort happen as I am right now.

My little sister could apparently turn into a dragon. I'm not sure if this is just some...hallucination? Imagining? Or if it was real.

Though I do feel bad for Francis' back. A former lover of mine often complained that boobs were the worst on your upper back...

[belowaverage]

A sister you actually have or just a memory sister?

She had to have the worst pain, I don't think I've ever seen anyone with that huge a chest in real life.

[mincingminuet]

On Sir Francis Drake. The very male, very British dude.

...you're serious.

[belowaverage]

I wish I wasn't.

[memoryshifter]

I'm pretty sure it's the same sister. She looks and acts just like my baby sister, except in my memories, she apparently, you know, turns into a dragon.

_{[Excuse him. He's still not over that. Humans don't turn into dragons!]}

Well, I'm not privy to your memories, but I can bet that I've seen at least one. An old friend of mine had a tendency to find women who were, shall we say, quite well-endowed. I just feel bad for them.

[mincingminuet]

Are we talking hilarious levels of huge? Because I'm looking at a Google image of the dude and imagining it...

[belowaverage]

Weird. All I remember is my cousin stabbing me and that's a different kind of uncomfortable.

I don't feel too bad for her because she's Francis Drake, Woman Who Brought Down The Sun, so it clearly didn't stop her from getting shit done.

[belowaverage]

We're talking 'how do you even stand with those huge things' kind of big. I don't know what cup size because I don't think about bra sizes that much but they've got to be at least F or something.

[memoryshifter]

What's a bit of stabbing between friends? One of my exes used to get in knife fights all the time, and sometimes we would spar. I earned a few stabs.

I don't remember Francis Drake as a woman, though admittedly, it is nice seeing that such a pithy thing wouldn't change the course of her fate. Or his. Whichever.

_{[This memory thing is confusing.]}

[mincingminuet]

man, her poor back. Er. His poor back.

And you are sure it's Drake and not like, his sister?

[belowaverage]

I don't even know what to do for his/her pronouns now.

100% sure it's actually Francis Drake.

[belowaverage]

I'm pretty sure I died from getting stabbed through my stomach, but sure.

[mincingminuet]

Okay. Freaky weird.

Uh to answer the question. No, I can safely say my other self wasn't from Earth though. Unless Earth has animal people and is called Ivalice.

[memoryshifter]

Well, that's not friendly stabbing, then. That's a whole different situation.

Sorry.

[belowaverage]

I've gotten used to past worlds having magic and animal people and shit. Which says a lot about what people can get used to.

[belowaverage]

I'll forgive you as long as we go back to talking about Francis Drake now.

[mincingminuet]

Yeah. How about sky pirates. You've seen my airship too.

I'm still adjusting to the whole "my other self had demonic minions" thing. But real history with tatas? That sure is a thing.

[belowaverage]

I've been on an airship. One that doesn't fly, but it's still supposed to be an airship, the captain just kind of sucks at that part.

[mincingminuet]

Mine flies :V

[belowaverage]

Do you actually have it here?

[mincingminuet]

Yes. I do. using it to get around since my car got destroyed.

[belowaverage]

Then you are the superior airship captain.

[mincingminuet]

font face="courier">Yo ho, yo ho.

But seriously. this is all pretty bizarre. I mean, in all seriousness, memories that come up on the network keep getting weirder and weirder.