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Matou Shinji ([personal profile] belowaverage) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-07-25 02:34 pm

is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say

Who else remembers historical figures in their past lives, except they're weird?

I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird.

That's not a hypothetical example.
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[personal profile] mincingminuet 2018-07-25 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Wat.
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[personal profile] mincingminuet 2018-07-25 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
On Sir Francis Drake. The very male, very British dude.

...you're serious.

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[personal profile] memoryshifter 2018-07-25 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, not historical figures per se, but I feel as if I would be just as bewildered should something of that sort happen as I am right now.

My little sister could apparently turn into a dragon. I'm not sure if this is just some...hallucination? Imagining? Or if it was real.

Though I do feel bad for Francis' back. A former lover of mine often complained that boobs were the worst on your upper back...
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[personal profile] memoryshifter 2018-07-25 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure it's the same sister. She looks and acts just like my baby sister, except in my memories, she apparently, you know, turns into a dragon.

[Excuse him. He's still not over that. Humans don't turn into dragons!]

Well, I'm not privy to your memories, but I can bet that I've seen at least one. An old friend of mine had a tendency to find women who were, shall we say, quite well-endowed. I just feel bad for them.

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[personal profile] me_matey 2018-07-26 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be honest?

That version of Francis Drake sounds completely awesome.
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[personal profile] me_matey 2018-07-26 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Embarrassing how? It's not like you were the one with boobs.

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[personal profile] blessmefather 2018-07-26 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Do famous mythological figures count?
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[personal profile] blessmefather 2018-07-28 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Only half? I would have thought it was worth three quarters at least. Some historical figures become the stuff of legend after enough time passes.

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[personal profile] divisibility 2018-07-27 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
not that i doubt that the memories are intentionally designed to be as ridiculous as possible
but are you sure that wasnt just some unfortunate girl named after the real guy?
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[personal profile] divisibility 2018-07-29 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
id think most pirates fall under the unfortunate category
is there any evidence for her being the actual guy?

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[personal profile] promisedyou 2018-07-27 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Does "a historical figure that might actually have magic", count? Or at least, like, telekinesis.

Also. I'm not the one who remembers this. I just know someone on Retrospec who is an actual historical figure.

[personal profile] promisedyou 2018-07-27 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
If she also has magic, maybe she used it to make her boobs that big?

I promised I wouldn't tell but I can at least tell you that he's one of the more obscure historical figures from the Three Kingdoms era. ☆
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[personal profile] dulynoted 2018-07-31 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's disturbingly specific.
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[personal profile] dulynoted 2018-08-09 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard of alternate histories before, but this one is a little extreme.

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