Matou Shinji (
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retrospec2018-07-25 02:34 pm
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is it better that he didn't get this memory when he was 9, who can say
Who else remembers historical figures in their past lives, except they're weird?
I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird.
That's not a hypothetical example.
I'm not talking 'oh I met Lincoln once and he was a little more casual than history books make him out to be' or whatever. I'm talking about 'Francis Drake was a woman with gigantic breasts' kind of weird.
That's not a hypothetical example.
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...you're serious.
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My little sister could apparently turn into a dragon. I'm not sure if this is just some...hallucination? Imagining? Or if it was real.
Though I do feel bad for Francis' back. A former lover of mine often complained that boobs were the worst on your upper back...
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She had to have the worst pain, I don't think I've ever seen anyone with that huge a chest in real life.
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[Excuse him. He's still not over that. Humans don't turn into dragons!]
Well, I'm not privy to your memories, but I can bet that I've seen at least one. An old friend of mine had a tendency to find women who were, shall we say, quite well-endowed. I just feel bad for them.
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I don't feel too bad for her because she's Francis Drake, Woman Who Brought Down The Sun, so it clearly didn't stop her from getting shit done.
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That version of Francis Drake sounds completely awesome.
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Which mythological figure?
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but are you sure that wasnt just some unfortunate girl named after the real guy?
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is there any evidence for her being the actual guy?
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Also. I'm not the one who remembers this. I just know someone on Retrospec who is an actual historical figure.
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Which historical figure?
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I promised I wouldn't tell but I can at least tell you that he's one of the more obscure historical figures from the Three Kingdoms era. ☆
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