TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[tarotcards]

but asskicking from 2 v handsome men

[doesntdiscriminate]

...I mean. I guess if you're into that sort of thing that could be counted as an incentive?
And I'm not necessarily saying I'm not but I usually like to get to know the other person(s) first, you know.

Also if you managed to get caught and put in jail what guarantee do I have that you'll even be able to deliver said asskicking?

[tarotcards]

if u dont get asskicking

u can kick minatos ass instead

that is my guarantee

[doesntdiscriminate]

That's very... kind of you?
Did the two of you agree on that or is this an offer you're making on your own?
(btw I'd still call it a pretty odd incentive)

Are either or both of you in actual trouble?

[tarotcards]

we agreed :)

define trouble

[doesntdiscriminate]

Yeah I can see that. (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖
(You might need a couple of years before you can deliver of that promise though.)

"A situation in which you experience problems, usually because of something you have done wrong or badly" and/or "problems in the form of arguments, fighting, or violence" covers it I think.

[tarotcards]

y a couple of years

then answer is no. we were good. good citizens

[doesntdiscriminate]

Because I'm pretty sure you're still in your teens?

Good to know. Looks like I'm coming to help you out anyway.

[tarotcards]

yea but were good teens

are u bringing pizza

[doesntdiscriminate]

I'm not sure how being good teens would make you more capable of kicking my ass. If anything I'd say it makes it even less likely to happen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Should I? Your partner in crime mentioned needing money for a pizza tip so I figured you already had pizza coming?

[tarotcards]

u doubt ur good teens asskicking skills???

its taking 2 long. faster if u bring pizza

[doesntdiscriminate]

Only in comparison to my own. (✿´ ꒳ ` )

Sure, why not. Any restrictions on toppings?

[tarotcards]

then its a challenge. i cahllenge u when i get out of jail

pepperoni mushrooms pineaples plz

can u get 6 xls of that pizza

[doesntdiscriminate]

Let's have the pizza first. Then you can challenge me all you want, kiddo.

Guessing that means that neither of you are vegetarian.
And I'm making no promises about those pineapples, dude.

Exactly how many people is this pizza meant to feed? Or is that just some new way of spelling slices I'm not aware of? (¬_¬)

[tarotcards]

y no promises on pineapples. they r delicious

it should be just enough 2 feed minato. mayb i will get a few slices if he doesn't inhale them all 1st

[compendiem]

hey?

[tarotcards]

he wanted a guarantee

[compendiem]

Better kick his ass then. I'm too hungry to do any ass kicking.

[tarotcards]

hold my tomogachi baby

imma kick his ass

[compendiem]

I got your tomogachi
kick his ass

[tarotcards]

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