TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

It's limited time offer of asskicking. 10 minutes.

[doesntdiscriminate]

Putting a time limit on something doesn't automatically make it desirable, you know.
I'm just saying that some people might prefer a heartfelt thank you, or a muffin, or something.

Still, if you're truly in need of help I might be willing to supply it, but first I would like to know how/why you ended up in jail in the first place.

[compendiem]

We need help and we will share pizza as thanks and to not ask questions

[doesntdiscriminate]

Alright. IF you promise that the reason you don't want to answer any questions is because the answers are too embarrassing, or something like that, and not because whatever you did is that serious and/or illegal.
I need to cover my bases here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[compendiem]

It wasn't *that* serious and/or illegal
depending on your pov

[doesntdiscriminate]

Eh, good enough. I'll take it.
I mean, if you're honest enough to tell me that I'm just going to assume it wasn't too bad.

What's your bail at?

[compendiem]

Couple hundred plus enough to cover pizza tip

[doesntdiscriminate]

That's definitely doable.
That 10 min time limit, is that something I still have to beat even if I'm not completely sold on that asskicking?

[compendiem]

Yes
Time is of the essence here
We're down to one hour

[doesntdiscriminate]

Before what?
So as long as I get there within an hour it's fine?

[compendiem]

Before somebody dies
please hurry

[doesntdiscriminate]

Would that be dying of hunger, or something like that?
And don't worry, I've got my speedy shoes on.

[compendiem]

Something like that
You're our savior. We will never forget you

[doesntdiscriminate]

Does that mean I should be picking up pizza on the way? ^^
I'll settle for you being a bit more careful in the future.
...Actually, scratch that. Just writing it made me waaaay too old.

[compendiem]

Yes to the pizza
We'll take pizza over being more careful in the future