TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

It's Souji's fault

[rebellions]

duh
tell me something i don't know

[compendiem]

Do you need more of an explanation than
*gestures to Souji's everything*
?

[rebellions]

... yeah i can't argue with that

thing is, i'm stuck with that idiot for a science project
and if i need to ask for a deadline extension because of that crap i might need something better than "well he got himself arrested over stupid shit and spent the rest of the summer in jail"

[compendiem]

What kind of project is it?
If it's something with explosions, we have plenty of space here
right in front of the bars

[rebellions]

i'm not bursting you out of prison if that's what you're suggesting

and apparently the project involves cats now
no i'm not bringing a cat over there either

[compendiem]

Wait, why? We have visitation rights- bring Cream-san. Kitty too, from my apartment. Minako has keys.

[rebellions]

pretty sure your visitation rights don't cover your pets

and even if they did they probably don't want to see you rn
you two have failed them and they're very disappointed in you

[compendiem]

Oh no, don't say that. We'll earn back that trust. Bring cats and tuna.

[rebellions]

what am i, your errand boy?
forget it that ain't happening

[compendiem]

What about doing it out of the goodness of your heart?

[rebellions]

my what now

[compendiem]

I know it's there. Somewhere deep deep down inside. I can see it.

[rebellions]

y'know when you put it that way it sounds kinda creepy






i guess i could swing by and bring some snacks with me
no promises on the cats tho

[tarotcards]

excuse me

[compendiem]

You've been excused too much already

[tarotcards]

no i still have 1 excuse left

my excuse card isnt fully punched yet

[compendiem]

What do you win with a fully punched excuse card?

[tarotcards]

its just like real life

so





nothing

[compendiem]

Nothing but the sense of satisfaction of a complete card
That's still worth something
Use your last excuse

[tarotcards]

i only act out because i had a tough childhood

how's that

[compendiem]

You have a mother who bakes cookies for you
what happened

[tarotcards]

she may have baked me cookies but it never healed the pain i felt from knowing that my biological mother never baked me cookies b4

[compendiem]

That's rough
Let's ask around for an oven and dough
I'll bake you cookies to make up for it

[tarotcards]

ur 2 kind

ok lets ask for an oven and dough along w our batteries. im sure some1 will pull thru