TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

Kill him if you have to and blame it on your mental state.

[compendiem]

I'm prepared to gnaw off his arm. Hopefully that will stall him long enough.

[twostringsonebow]

[He. Does not doubt this in the least, actually, and heads to the bank to pick up the money first.]

Just how much do you need, anyway..? At this point. I can't imagine you two have done something worth thousands.

[compendiem]

Couple hundred
Extra would be better though. Buy some extra yard time.

[twostringsonebow]

[Hhhhhhhhh. Five hundred it is, he'll write a check out for a bail.]

I'll see you then.

[He's also. Getting tools for them, since apparently they're going to get batteries, and not a single person on this post is going to remember the basics. Screwdriver, a small razor, and... cigarettes, for trading.

That's a good grocery list. Perfect, perfect.]

[compendiem]

[ cigarettes for trading...... Goro is their new best friend, their number one ho ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Remember this kindness in the future, Minato. Pay your dues to the Akechis.]