TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

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come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

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I see. Then perhaps you are having trouble reading?

[tarotcards]

mayb

im starting 2 hallucinate bc no food

[fabrefactions]

Perhaps if you ask nicely, they'll pay for the pizza and tack the cost onto your bail fee.

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i hope so
we ordered pizza 2 b paid @ arrival so we might b in trouble if it comes b4 we get $

[fabrefactions]

That was rather optimistic of you.

i accidentally granted you access while trying to reply to this tag. gross

[tarotcards]

optimisim is the only thing a person can have in jail

you are the one who is gross!!!

[fabrefactions]

Apparently so, when you can't even procure a pizza...

***gross***

[tarotcards]

itll come soon
u cant lose hope
u have 2 believe
then it will come

i know u r but what am i

[fabrefactions]

But will they give you it when you can’t pay?

see previous subject

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they wont no that until after they give us the pizza
what are they going 2 do
call the cops
were already in jail
bam
fool proof

no

[fabrefactions]

They could just withhold the pizza until your pay up.

Close enough that you can see and smell it.

even more gross

[tarotcards]

have u met minato
he would grab it b4 they even no we dont have money
and then eat it all in 2secs
we cant lose

gross x infinity plus one

[fabrefactions]

So what you are saying is...

Minato would eat all the food, and you would get nothing.

das u

[tarotcards]

no
i would then eat minato

NO U

[fabrefactions]

Cannibalism is illegal. And very immoral.

ur face

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im already in jail yusuke
they cant do any more 2 me

is lovely yes thank you

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I wouldn’t tempt fate, they may class you as a special case if you literally eat your cellmate.

mayb ur the special case instead

[tarotcards]

what will they do
throw me in2 a jail cell inside a jail cell?

i'm wonderful

[fabrefactions]

... You are aware they have solitary confinement in prisons?

So.

Yes.

ur pants r on fire, liar

[tarotcards]

that doesnt sound so bad
after i eat minato
id practically b in solitary confinement

[fabrefactions]

That doesn't mean you should, though.

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im hungry yusuke
wat do u expect me 2 do??

[fabrefactions]

Exercise some self restraint.

[usurpers]

[ not if it’s to save the world it isn’t ]

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[ begone freedom thot ]