TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[tarotcards]

i like this matching w hos buiness

how about we also shave half of our heads so we complete each other

[compendiem]

I guess I could get an undercut...
You'd have to shave your bangs off
show off our matching eyebrows

[tarotcards]

but my bangs r wat defines me

[compendiem]

We have to match. My hair's not even enough to be like yours
Make the sacrifice

[tarotcards]

ok fine
ask some1 2 bring scissors w the batteries & food

[compendiem]

Are you saying you can't tear out your hair with your bare hands
What happened to your guns

[tarotcards]

my guns would rip out my scalp w my hair

[compendiem]

ww gross

[tarotcards]

i can do it 2 u if u want

[compendiem]

Do it

[tarotcards]

i hope ur ready 2 see ur skull

[compendiem]

Are you gouging out an eyeball too? Or am I supposed to see my reflection in the toilet?

[tarotcards]

wat do u prefer

[compendiem]

At least take out my right eyeball.

[tarotcards]

but i like ur left 1
i want to take that 1

[compendiem]

My hair doesn't part the other way. It won't work.

[tarotcards]

well
aint that a shame
8)

[compendiem]

8) <-- are you taunting me with your two good eyes?

[tarotcards]

8)

[compendiem]

>.(

[tarotcards]

(ﾒ￣▽￣)┳═一 (／ˍ・、)

[ this is an emoticon of souji trying to poke out minato's one good eye btw ]

[compendiem]

Are you threatening me with a gun?

[ THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS IT LOOKS LIKE A GUN lmfao ]

[tarotcards]

mayb
whatcha gonna do about it

[ LOL LET'S SAY THAT IT'S A GUN THEN ]

[compendiem]

I'm the one with a fake gun here. My noodle dog will protect me.

[tarotcards]

real q
can u eat ur noodle dog