TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

Not yet
oh no, did the pizza guy get lost

[ or maybe saw the address and went 'hm' ]

[alitaba]

maybe the cops are hoarding it

[compendiem]

How dare they

[alitaba]

you should have definitely bribed them with garlic knots
paid them off in cheese slices
now they're gonna enjoy all that hard work for you

[compendiem]

It was a grave miscalculation
I thought having to pay the tip would deter any thieves
We have some spare limbs to use as bargaining chips; maybe it isn't too late

[alitaba]

you underestimated the power of cheesy goodness
now the cops have the high ground

it'll probably cost you an arm and a leg
maybe the drunk tank can spare some parts

[compendiem]

We have four each
Help convince Ren to turn himself in so we can have four more

[alitaba]

ngl i'm a little surprised renren isn't in there with you already

[compendiem]

It might only be a matter of time
He can't elude prison forever