TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

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[tarotcards]

has any1 told u that ur a goddess

pepperoni mushrooms pineapples

bring 6 xls of that order plz

[alitaba]

what a combo

[ each delivered pizza's pineapple topping is gonna spell out W H Y just for you, souji ]

( ´艸｀)
I accept my offerings in favors, sacrifices or three payments of $19.99

[tarotcards]

[ thanks futaba. spelling that out means more pineapple for them :9 ]

what kind of sacrifices
can i sacrifice minato

[alitaba]

[ if she's lucky maybe the pizzeria will now have run out of pineapples by doing so ]

sushi party platters are acceptable

but minato would work in a pinch i guess
idk he's kinda beanlike
not really meaty enough to be A Good Sacrifice

[tarotcards]

if u feed him all those pizzas in 1 sitting
mayb we can get extra meat on him
hmm can u also bring chips and a bunch of coke

[alitaba]

when did this turn into taba's delivery service?????
i should charge you extra!!!

if he eats all the pizza the only way you're getting any is if you chew on him tho

[tarotcards]

i offer u minatos clothes as well
u can use it for ur sacrifice

dont tell him but thats the plan
when hes not looking im going to eat his leg