TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[ah,]

Yes.

[tarotcards]

this social link is broken
plz remove urself from my soon-to-end life

[twostringsonebow]

I would gladly do so if I wasn't receiving three pieces of pizza as payment for lessening your sentence and bringing to light the emotional distress that you and your partner are currently drowning in.

[tarotcards]

minato had no rite 2 make that deal w u
those are my pizza slices
not urs or minatos

[twostringsonebow]

Die then.

[AND YOUR LITTLE DAUGHTER TOO.]

[tarotcards]

m-mr akechi pwease im scawed

[twostringsonebow]

I'm coming over specifically to put a bullet in your head for making me read that with my own two eyes. ☆

[He's probably joking.]

[tarotcards]

m-m-m-mr akechi pwease!! stop it mr akechi ill do anything

[twostringsonebow]

[twostringsonebow]

Really though, please refrain from eating your child, I can't believe I have to tell you that.
I'll be over with pizza, bail money, batteries, and a screwdriver later... Is there anything else you two require?

[He is Pleasant Boy Akechi.]

[tarotcards]

just ur luv <3
thank u
ur a life saver

[twostringsonebow]

[... Well, you know, Souji isn't a bad person. Cute sometimes. Minato is a fine fellow too. Goro will never admit he likes either of them out loud, but the feeling is there.]

All of my love belongs elsewhere, but I'll try and scrape up a little before I arrive.
Let's all enjoy pizza together as part of our... celebration. ♪

[tarotcards]

ur da best
ilu <3
let us celebrate w/ pizza together <333