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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-07-30 02:00 pm

TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva
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[personal profile] clothes 2018-07-31 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
How high and how tall are two completely different things you smart-ass giraffe. No wonder your Tamagotchi is at death's door.
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[personal profile] clothes 2018-07-31 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the degenerate stoner who couldn't even bother to take his pet with him. You know your Tamagotchi can easily be attached to your keys, right? The clipping apparatus is simple enough for a child to use.

Yet here you are, on a fast track to prison, your pet nearly lost to the void.


[ he's taking this virtual pet bullcrap really seriously, isn't he... ]
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[personal profile] clothes 2018-08-01 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you're on but if you can't clear your head in these two hours, Mini Cream-san is done for. Do you *really* think you and your butt-buddy should be anywhere near a screwdriver in this state?
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[personal profile] clothes 2018-08-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Because you type and talk as if you had a stroke and one side of your body is still in recovery.

[ he's so stupidly mean for no reason i am so sorry ]

Why are you even in jail or offering ass-kickings?