TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

The law limits the maximum number of cats per household to five

[tarotcards]

that law doesnt apply 2 me bc i no better than the law 4 that

[compendiem]

I can't tell if that's
"I am no better than the law"
or
"I know better than the law"

[tarotcards]

y not both

[compendiem]

...........makes sense. Got to know the law to circumvent it

[tarotcards]

exactly
anyway do u like jail
why break out w personas when jail is fun

[compendiem]

I like being fed. Everybody's a lot nicer when we're in jail.

[tarotcards]

mayb we should get arrested more often
we can try 2 break in2 ur house next time

[compendiem]

My windows are always open or unlocked. We'd get in too easily, not enough time to get arrested

[tarotcards]

then how about we deface it

[compendiem]

I guess we could egg it... Nanashi and Ren tried to egg my apartment once. They egged the completely wrong building.

[tarotcards]

r u srs

[compendiem]

Two dozen eggs, Souji. Eggs I could have eaten.

[tarotcards]

im surprised u didnt rush over there 2 scrap the eggs off the house
then reuse it 4 breakfast

[compendiem]

I didn't know soon enough, or I would have.

[tarotcards]

when we egg ur house 4 real
ill make sure 2 bring a bucket so u can scrap the eggs off 2 eat later
how about that

[compendiem]

Make sure to bring water too, to wash off the walls so I can make sure to salvage every last bit of egg.

[tarotcards]

how about i also just bring a frying pan as well
we can cook some eggs right then and there
we'd be hungry after throwing them

[compendiem]

That'll work. It's hot enough that the summer heat can probably work for cooking.

[tarotcards]

did u ever see if it was hot enough 2 cook an egg on the sidewalk

[compendiem]

I haven't. But if it isn't hot enough, you could provide the heat, couldn't you?

[tarotcards]

yeah
u can cook it on my hot bod

[compendiem]

Yeah, alright. Forget the silverware. I'll just lick eggs off your sizzling abs or whatever.

[tarotcards]

great
i look forward 2 it :)

[compendiem]

We'll make it happen.