TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[tarotcards]

close ur eyes minato and think of some pretty flowers

[compendiem]

alfiht i'm trusting you souhi

[ typing on the tomogachi with his eyes closed is sure a thing ]

[tarotcards]

[ and now that it's a new month and i am not afraid to move this thread into action, souji will just reach over and then... ]

[ ... lightly caress minato's face ]

[compendiem]

[ why ]

...Let me die.

[tarotcards]

[ why not ]

Your time will come soon enough like it comes to all humans.

[compendiem]

[ pokes him in the cheek, back off ]

It'll come eventually, but not soon enough.

[tarotcards]

[ no. his hand is still covering minato's face, awkwardly caressing it ]

Good things happen to those who wait, you know.

[compendiem]

I stopped caring about a painless death. Give me a quick messy one.

[tarotcards]

I only know about slow and messy ones.

[compendiem]

How do you manage to make suffocation messy...?

[ It is literally the cleanest death, no evidence left over at all. ]

[tarotcards]

Do you want to see...?

[ 8))))))) ]

[compendiem]

[ How is he supposed to see if he's the one going to die?

Deep breaths. Don't back down. ]

Do your worst.

[tarotcards]

[ you asked for this, minato. you can't back down because souji will go in and... ]

[ ... open minato's mouth to see if he can fit his FIST into it ]

[compendiem]

[ The tongue is one of the strongest muscles in the body and it's still no match for Souji's FIST. He tries valiantly to gnaw a finger off, though. ]

[tarotcards]

[ this isn't how fisting is supposed to work. stop trying to get rid of my characters' appendages, minato ]

Hey, stop that.

[compendiem]

[ Your characters' appendages are dangerous and unnecessary.

He will give Souji a chance, though, and open his jaws to let Souji either retrieve his hand, or chance punching Minato in the back of the throat.

> This is a very important decision. You must choose wisely. ]

[tarotcards]

[ souji could retrieve his hand in a normal way by opening minato's jaws but what if he just ignores both of those options and just ]

[ uses his free hand to tickle minato's sides instead ]

[compendiem]

[ The surprised laughter successfully causes Minato to open his mouth!

and also bring his leg up to knee Souji in the gut ]

[tarotcards]

[ why does minato keep hurting him during these tickle sessions!!!! what is wrong with him!!! but out comes souji's very saliva-coated hand and it immediately goes against his gut because um ow. he holds his stomach and keeps his head low and oh boy, it's minato's bday all over again ]

... why?

[compendiem]

[ Because they keep having tickle sessions!!!! There's a cause and effect that Souji will need to realize someday, for his stomach's sake. For Minato's too, which is sore from never laughing and everything hurts just as much as Souji must hurt. ]

I don't like being tickled. Forced laughter... If you're not happy, you shouldn't laugh. Tickle laughter is unnatural.