TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[reaquila]

He needs to get new neighbors.

Or new priorities.



[Seems easier to fix yourself first.]

[compendiem]

I wonder what'd it take to convince all his neighbors to move out.
...
Actually, I think I can do that.

[reaquila]

Seriously?

You aren't joking this time are you?

[compendiem]

Nope. I don't joke.

[reaquila]

WTF how would you even do that

no rly tell me

[compendiem]

Remember when we fought in the tower together? I'll use my noodle dog to breathe on everybody.

[ Poison breath! RIP neighbors ]

[reaquila]

won't you like


kill them by doing that


i mean that's one way to do it

[compendiem]

Haha yeah

[reaquila]

rip

hope noodle dog never has to come outside

[compendiem]

Don't worry, I generally don't like pulling my Personas out in public, unlike a certain cellmate of mine.

[reaquila]

tell him 2 stop dat


unless he wants an ass kicking i guess

[compendiem]

Do you think anybody can kick his ass when he's got the power of god in his hands?

[reaquila]

yea


someone who goes for a sneak attack


that works on any1

[compendiem]

It'll have to be a one hit KO, or he'll take the chance to retaliate.

[reaquila]

sounds like someone should distract him first

then another person goes for the killing blow

ok seems legit

[compendiem]

That's right. We could coordinate it- which role do you want?

[reaquila]

you know i think i could distract him

w my bad singing


wait r we doing this for real

[compendiem]

Yeah. I want to hear you sing.

[reaquila]

OK

[He switches over to audio briefly]


♪ CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT IT IS WHERE WE ARE
♪ I do not KNOW HOW TO FEEL when MINATO IS JUDGING ME
♪ something something dun dun dun ohhhhh CAN YOU FEELLLL
♪ THE ROMANCE IN THE AtmoSPHERE
♪ I just WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND


[HE HANGS UP BEFORE MINATO CAN LAUGH]

[compendiem]

[ HE LAUGHS BUT NANASHI MISSED IT
Souji is the only one who gets to hear that since they're sharing a room, but it's no fair that Nanashi misses out, so he quickly types back- ]

wwwwwww

[reaquila]

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

im not taking that kind of reaction from u

[compendiem]

ilu Nanashi

[reaquila]

am i killing ur tomogachi with these images

[compendiem]

It takes five minutes to scroll left to right and down to see the entire image. Do you know how tiny these screens are?

[reaquila]

wat a waste of 5 min

ok i should have just sent a smaller meme reaction

i have regrets